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Post by Teej on Feb 18, 2007 5:31:12 GMT -5
"Mr Rua Smudgeyname, please begin your testimony." The judge said, apparently unaware of how much of a fool he looked saying that.
"Okay, finally...! Just have to hope to see a contradiction in there..." Thought Phoenix, his hands firmly place on the Defendant's bench.
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Post by Morph on Feb 18, 2007 5:34:02 GMT -5
Miles Edgeworth looked at Rua with a satisfied look as if he had already won. 'Piece of cake.' He thought. 'Like stealing lunch from a kid...' At the latter thought, some memories arose that Miles quickly tried to suppress. 'Damn... I just should've let those guys have taken care of Phoenix that one time.'
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Post by Teej on Feb 18, 2007 5:36:59 GMT -5
(Miles+Phoenix+4th grade= Best friends. Thou hath been pwned. But aside from that...)
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Post by Morph on Feb 18, 2007 5:38:48 GMT -5
(OOC: They were best friends AFTER that. And still, he could regret it years later. So PWN'd back.)
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Post by Rising Dragon on Feb 18, 2007 5:38:59 GMT -5
Rua cast a sidelong glance at the judge, but kept his mouth shut on the matter.
"I went to the bar with my girlfriend after it opened, as I was trying to get her mood up from recent setback in the Rainforest region. We ordered our drinks and spoke with the other customers as they came in," he said, deciding to keep Wright's name out of the business, "When... ahem... Mr. Anonymous ran in like a child on crack. When he read the list, he was silent for a while, then asked why there wasn't any rum before leaving. The bartender tried to tell him that he used rum in half of the drinks."
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Post by Teej on Feb 18, 2007 5:43:16 GMT -5
'DAMMIT! I didn't spot a single contradiction...oh well, time for some bluffs, I suppose.'
"Mr. Wright, you may now cross-examine the witness."
"Right..." Phoenix had taken the paper that the assistant had recorded of Rua's testimony, reading it over. As normal overly-active Wright fashion, he immediately slammed his hands down on his desk.
"HOLD IT!"
"Isn't it true that Mr. Annonymous left AFTER the attempted explanation?!"
"Mr. Wright!" The judge began. "How do you know of this fact?"
"............"
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Post by Rising Dragon on Feb 18, 2007 5:46:31 GMT -5
"Because I said he did, didn't you hear?" Rua snorted.
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Post by Morph on Feb 18, 2007 6:08:17 GMT -5
Edgeworth smiled a little, content, but showing no signs as to what was giving him such a feeling.
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Post by Teej on Feb 18, 2007 15:27:58 GMT -5
In a sudden instant, Wright's eyes shot, open, and he once again slammed his hands onto his desk.
"HOLD IT! Is that really all of your testimony?! A certain uhm...witness had hear you talking to a girl by the name of Alasea. This shot discussion clearly noted that you had known this anonymous person before!"
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Post by Rising Dragon on Feb 18, 2007 15:30:38 GMT -5
"Who doesn't know of him? I threw him off of a ship when he tried to raid it," Rua said. "Why?"
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Post by Teej on Feb 18, 2007 18:16:29 GMT -5
"Um..." Wright thought for a minute, resting his head upon his fist. It was true they were going off topic, but...why WERE they going off topic? Phoenix cleared this thought from his head and decided to see where this would take him.
"Simply because...." Phoenix stated, his hands at his side, "This is a very relevant topic. If we could prove that this mister annonymous is mentally unstable, we could testify under that circumstance. Rua, please testify about that day you threw him off the ship."
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Post by Rising Dragon on Feb 18, 2007 19:04:21 GMT -5
Rua started laughing.
"Now that was an interesting time," he started, "I had boarded the S.S. CalmWaters for the intercontinental passage, and met up with a fellow Beta Tester. As we spoke, we saw a ship on the horizon, sailing with a pirate's flag. It was obvious the pirates planned to board and ransack the ship.
A chuckle escaped his lips. "Turns out the ship we saw was rickety piece of junk raft with a single occupant, Mr. Anonymous. I proceeded to destroy the boat, but the idiot decided to get on the ship and pick a fight with us. One thing lead to another, and me and Morph kinda vaulted him off of the ship. The idiot came back, only to get dragged off by MegaMan Juno after he pissed the Ancient off."
Rua sighed, thinking back. "After Morph and myself battled a challenger, Mr. Anonymous--can I please just say the idiot's name?--battled, and he decided he'd piss Juno off so badly he caused him to revert to NightShade. So not only did he think he can take on three beta testers, raid a ship that's much too big for him, he also threatened the destruction of the entire world. I'd say that's insane."
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Post by Teej on Feb 18, 2007 19:07:56 GMT -5
"Hold it!"
Phoenix yelled once, again, slamming his hands into his desk. No one saw that coming, for sure. "Could YOU have been responsible for causing hs behavior in any way, Rua?" Phoenix asked, look him right in the eye.
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Post by Rising Dragon on Feb 18, 2007 19:15:43 GMT -5
"No," Rua said, getting annoyed, "I'd have killed him outright if it were up to me, so it wouldn't have happened in the first place."
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Post by Teej on Feb 18, 2007 22:30:32 GMT -5
"OBJECTION!" Finally, it was time for Mr. Wright to get down to work. From behind his desk, he pulled out the tri-corner hat, presenting it to Rua.
"Would you please explain to me what this is, and where you obtained it? Maybe give me a date?"
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