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Post by Teej on Mar 5, 2007 11:47:06 GMT -5
"Then I demand the recorder be sounded for this interview!"
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Post by Rising Dragon on Mar 5, 2007 15:13:09 GMT -5
Rua leaned over to DreamSword, scowling. "Do they even remember why this trial is happening in the first place?" he asked.
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Post by Evil McBadGuy on Mar 5, 2007 15:40:29 GMT -5
"Doubt it, highly.", DS whispered.
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Post by Teej on Mar 5, 2007 18:39:22 GMT -5
Even as an NPC, Phoenix could still PM others, and he proceeded to do so now.
Rua, of course this is to clear Dreamsword of false advertisement, but our real job is to discover the truth. The case at hand can be cleared simply by checking labels and whatnot, but something is bugging me about this. I'm trying to sway off the matter here and find out what's going on.
-Phoenix
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Post by Morph on Mar 6, 2007 2:07:16 GMT -5
"NONE SHALL TOUCH MY BABY!" The midget cried out, before jumping on top of the witness' bench, then lunging towards Edgeworth to get the recorder.
"GEERONIMUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
Edgeworth quickly took the recorder in his hands when he heard the midget. "Phoenix, catch!" He said, before throwing the recorder.
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Post by Teej on Mar 6, 2007 2:16:38 GMT -5
"Ah...!" Phoenix said, frantically swinging his arms around, smoehow catching it.
"Your honor! Listen closely!" Phoenix said, gasping. He apparently didn't expect to catch it.
(Morph. Text for recorder, nao. Remember, test for Phoenix, so a contradiction to something has to be present here, so I can stratch my finger and go "PWNED!" or something of the like. >__> Because court is a popularity contest.)
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Post by Morph on Mar 6, 2007 2:26:01 GMT -5
"GIMMEDAT!" The midget cried out, now struggling with Edgeworth on whom he had landed. "DATSMYPROPERTYOUBASTURDS!" It cried out, heavily violating the English language in the process.
Meanwhile, the recorder started rolling, all from the beginning...
Is it on? Is it on? A voice could be heard, clearly the midget's.
Yes it is, so come up and start the damn interview. I got more stuff to deliver.
Now, come on now, not so hasty. The ladies can wait, you know.
Can we start already, dammit?!
Yes, yes alright. So... what do you do for a living?
What does it look like? DELIVERING PIZZAS, YOU DIMWIT!
I AM NO DIMWIT, YOU MORON! GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES SO I CAN HIT YOU IN THE BALLS!
For a moment, multiple profanities where yelled from the recorder and the sound of a struggle could be heard.
So... After a couple of moments, the voice of the midget spoke again. Ready to continue?
(OOC: Short break to give reactions now. >_>)
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Post by Rising Dragon on Mar 6, 2007 2:39:10 GMT -5
Rua sighed and got up. He was tired of this farce. "C'mon, DreamSword, let's go get us something to eat," he said to the bar owner.
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Post by Teej on Mar 6, 2007 2:41:12 GMT -5
"The defendant stays under court of law!" The judge declared as he saw Rua and Dreamsword stand up.
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Post by Morph on Mar 6, 2007 2:49:17 GMT -5
At the judge's outburst, Levael rose from his seat. "Sir!" He said. "I request permission to go get some food for everyone in the court room."
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Post by Teej on Mar 6, 2007 2:52:17 GMT -5
Immediately without thinking, the judge slammed his gavek down.
"20 minute steak break!"
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Post by Evil McBadGuy on Mar 6, 2007 6:42:55 GMT -5
DreamSword then walked out of the courtroom...only to see nothing. "Um, how exactly do I-", DreamSword was interupted as he dissapeared in a puff of smoke.
OOC: Well, this court IS in The Room. And I always imagined it as a giant white room with nothing in it.
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Post by Rising Dragon on Mar 6, 2007 12:53:23 GMT -5
(OOC: I thought the Room was black...)
Rua had already left, having completely ignored the judge except to make a rude gesture at the entire court.
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Post by Morph on Mar 7, 2007 10:21:40 GMT -5
(OOC: Let's just say it's like a little grey box. ;p)
Edgeworth shook his head. This is going to be SUCH a bother. He thought. I hope I don't have to mention this on my résumé. He followed the others on the way out, disappearing as he was considering on buying a pizza sandwich.
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Post by Teej on Mar 8, 2007 1:25:55 GMT -5
(lawlz, j00 peoplz have no idea where I'm going with this. Now....I have nothing to post, so nya.)
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