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Post by Evil McBadGuy on Dec 3, 2007 21:08:52 GMT -5
Force From the Future says: Holly crap... Force From the Future says: Should I post this? Loal says: Holy* Force From the Future says: www.bbc.co.uk/science/leonardo/thinker_quiz/Loal says: Holly can't crap. Force From the Future says: No, I meant Holly Loal says: Its a plant. Force From the Future says: Holly the girl can Force From the Future says: ^ Loal says: ... I want nothing to do with your fetishes, DS. Force From the Future says: I have no fetishes Force From the Future says: I was just saying
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Post by Evil McBadGuy on Dec 5, 2007 18:46:09 GMT -5
If you'd like to be interviewed, contact me on Skype, MSN, Yahoo, or over PMs.
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Post by BD on Dec 5, 2007 22:00:23 GMT -5
Deye says: Oh yeah, I forgot some things. Deye says: Dr. Cossack has become the owner of the world in recent years. Deye says: You were in a coma during that time, hence your memory loss. Deye says: Your son went all emo because of that and now like My Chemical Romance. Deye says: He occassionally is harassed by BD because of that Deye says: who, in reality, has become part of MCR Deye says: and now is their lead singer Force From the Future says: Yet dresses like a rapper. Deye says: only the hoodies though Deye says: they remind him of ninjas. Deye says: thats because he was kicked out of the Ohio Ninja University Actually, i'll have to find some recent pics of me. Even if I did dress like a rapper, I couldn't become the lead singer of MCR, I refuse to dye my hair white out of stupidity and boredom. Although the Ohio crack deserves some merit. But rappers are the exact opposite of ninjas. Rappers wear baggy clothes. Ninjas wear tight, but not emo tight, gear. Rappers are loud, Ninjas can only be heard once every 9999999999999999999999.9 years for one microsecond.
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Post by Morph on Dec 6, 2007 3:14:21 GMT -5
Admit it BD, you're a totally rapinja. Or Ninjapper.
Besides, you are me all the time, don't you? =O
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Post by Evil McBadGuy on Dec 6, 2007 15:39:15 GMT -5
WARNING! Certain parts of this interview might not be safe for work. Also note that this is NOT UF! Tis a different, awesome, Forte.
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Post by Col. Jessup on Dec 7, 2007 19:34:02 GMT -5
Enrico Pollini: "Am I too late ? Look I won a coin, a gold coin! Oh, isn't this wonderful? Look at this room. What a beautiful room. Have you seen this room?" Randy Pear: "Yes! We're in it!" _______________________________________________________ Jason Pear: "I can't believe it, Dad. You stole Adolf Hitler's Mercedes-Benz." Randy Pear: "Well, Hitler had it comin'. What goes around comes around." Kimberly Pear: "Dad, they're gonna be pissed." Randy Pear: "Eh, they're always pissed, Honey. They're Nazis. It's like it's their job." -Quotes from "Rat Race"
-Junessup
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Post by BD on Dec 8, 2007 15:54:00 GMT -5
BD says: I think I have the future figured out
R.D. will invent a big-ass giant robot, mass-produce it, and sell it to Japan for millions of dollars.
Morph will someday own a toystore where he plays more than he works.
Blazen will become a firefighter.
DF will start working at a Comic/TCG shop
Teej will grow up to lead a life of Cyber crime through bootleg DVDS and the like
Fallen will be grounded for years at a time.
You'll (DS) discover a new mental disease and name it after yourself.
And I'll become an English teacher that constantly has Metal Musik coming from his room, with notorious ADD and OCD to boot.
DS says: ... You're so posting that
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Post by Morph on Dec 8, 2007 16:22:44 GMT -5
Morph will someday own a toystore where he plays more than he works. A DEADLY toystore, mind you.
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Post by BD on Dec 9, 2007 16:02:57 GMT -5
Morph will someday own a toystore where he plays more than he works. A DEADLY toystore, mind you. The movie Mr. Maggorium's Magic Emporium comes to mind...
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Post by »Peyson« on Dec 9, 2007 20:55:53 GMT -5
The following is from Dane Cook...yeah...my friend Adam aka Frito aka Frodo got me uberly into his stuff...
What happened to Mary? A tire...hit her in the face. What was she doing putting her face near tires?? No, no, no...this tire hunted Mary down. This tire murdered Mary. This tire wasn't f*cking around, as we like to say. This tire was out for vengeance.
They shot this guy like, fifteen times, because they thought he had a grenade...; he was eating a pear! Plus, he was eating it, like, "OH!!! That's a delicious pear!!!"
...I didn't really wanna be a fireman...I thought I did, but I really just wanted to spray shit with a hose. Like, if you closed your eyes, I could make you think it was raining, that's how good I was... I could NOT be a fireman. Like, if I got to a house, and it was fully engulfed in fire, I'd just be like, "F*ck that, I quit!" And a woman next to me would be like, "Please, my son is screaming in there!!!" "Yeah, he's probably on fire. That's usually what happens when you're-- What are you doing out here, you think-for-yourselfer?! Why didn't you draw him a map or something?!"
No one wants to drown, drowning would be the worst. Like, in the summer, you're at a pool party, and you're like, "Watch my dive, watch my dive!" Then you dive in, and once you get near the bottom, you're like "Get me OUT OF HERE!!!" And, you always come up under the kid in the raft. You're like, "JESUS CHRIST, TIMMY!!! Do NOT float above me when I am dying in the abyss!!! Yeah, uh, you're son almost killed me with his, uh, Daffy Duck raft over here, John. Your son tried to murder me."
Yeah...
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Post by »Peyson« on Dec 9, 2007 21:18:19 GMT -5
Pretty much like the post before this...
My friends took me out the other night...they're like, "Dude, we gotta go out." I'm like, "Nah, I don't wanna go out..." "Dude, c'mon, let's go get some chicks." "Really, just like that? What about that whole middle ground where YOU'RE AN IDIOT??" "C'mon, dude, let's go get some chicks!" Yeah, we go out to the clubs to get some chicks...girls go there to dance. Like, you're getting ready with your friends, like, "Let's go out tonight. No guys; f*ck guys. Let's just dance. Let's just stand in a circle around our shoes and our pocketbooks and let's just dance." It'd be weird for a guy to do that. Like, "Mike, I just wanna dance tonight. Chicks? No, no, f*ck chicks. Tonight, I just wanna express myself through the art of dance."
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Post by Rising Dragon on Dec 12, 2007 20:31:23 GMT -5
BlazenGodofFire (5:30:37 PM): But, I have to do a quick review on one. So I'll go with Louis, cause Vinci has had his time. BlazenGodofFire (5:30:43 PM): He's overrated anyway. BlazenGodofFire (5:30:47 PM): Like Halo.
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Post by Evil McBadGuy on Jan 22, 2008 16:50:34 GMT -5
tamukiro: ur gay tamukiro: i can tell cuz ur font is very queer DS: Nope DS: How is it queer? DS: I could just as easily say yours is. tamukiro: look at the colors tamukiro: it's a bloody rainbow DS: So? DS: And technecly, it isn't DS: As a rainbow doesn't contain gray or brown. tamukiro: how so DS: ^ tamukiro: ya cuz they r neutral colors DS: So there ya go DS: But if you're gonna start accousing me of things... DS: Then I say you're a goth, because your text is red and black. tamukiro: nope my font is the colors of chaos tamukiro: u know like shadow the hedgehog DS: Red and Black aren't the colors of Chaos DS: And it was never stated by Sega that they were. tamukiro: to me they r DS: Red and Black are mearly the colors Shadow major in. tamukiro: i just like those colors DS: And your opinion doesn't count when it comes to these things. tamukiro: whatever tamukiro: joey wheeler tamukiro: hehe DS: How am I Joey Wheeler? tamukiro: ur a wimp who thinks he's good at duel monsters DS: Which is why I beat you, correct? tamukiro: beginners luck DS: You want a rematch? We can Duel right now. tamukiro: sure DS: Okay DS: Lemme log on tamukiro: i forgot to bookmark the site DS: gameking.hudzilla.com DS: Alright DS: I opened a Duel DS: The password to get in is the same as last time. tamukiro: ok tamukiro: it's not working for me tamukiro: i can't get in there tamukiro: that sucks balls huh
tamukiro is now offline
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Post by Ryo on Jan 22, 2008 17:16:11 GMT -5
Blackshadows:What's the funniest thing you've ever imagined? Ryo:Hmm...a three year old with freshly broken legs. Blackshadows:...That's wrong on so many levels. Ryo:I can hear YOU laughing...
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Post by Evil McBadGuy on Jan 22, 2008 17:21:57 GMT -5
YOU: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Edit: Ultima... does this mean you now have a messenger?
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