Post by »Peyson« on Nov 21, 2006 16:26:35 GMT -5
Quotes are fun...I think my favorite quotes are some of the ones from One Tree Hill. For those who don't watch it...well...watch it. For those who don't like it *cough*Juno*cough* well...you're a twatwaffle.
Haley: The magazine pages are sticky again, little perv. Hey Lucas! Have you been reading this?
Lucas: I don't know, Haley. Is that the "Why do I hang out with these people?" issue, because your on the cover of that, right?
Haley: Actually it's the "My best friend is an idiot" issue, and there you are.
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Haley: Did you ever pick out your porn name?
Lucas: What are you talking about?
Haley: Your porn name. Um, you know. You take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name, you put them together. What was the name of your first pet?
Lucas: You know that. I had a dog named Rocket.
Haley: Oh, Rocket. I loved Rocket. So, your mother's maiden name is Roe. Rocket Roe. Nice.
Lucas: What's yours?
Haley: Oh, I had a bunny named Bunny.
Lucas: You named the bunny Bunny.
Haley: Yes, I did. And my mother's maiden name is Beaugard. So...
Lucas: Bunny Beaugard.
Haley: Bunny Beaugard. Dawson's Freaks, starring Rocket Roe and Bunny Beaugard.
Lucas: Nice.
Haley: Shut up.
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Lucas: [To Peyton] Hey. So I saw Nathan in the shower... yeah, no wonder you broke up with him.
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Karen: So what does this dress say to you? Single and successful or married to her work?
Lucas: Is this for that Justice League thing?
Karen: Small Business League, and I want to look nice
Lucas: Is Keith still going as your date?
Karen: It's not a date. So which dress?
Lucas: Umm... black I guess
Karen: Then black it is. Keith didn't say anything to you did he?
Lucas: Ohh, about the date that you two aren't going on? No...
Karen: Haha... good luck on your game tonight...
Lucas: Yeah you too, Ma.
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Peyton: I heard you were naked in his car.
Brooke: No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold.
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Brooke: Tutor girl.
Haley: Yeah, it's Haley
Brooke: Oh right. Nathan's own little care package. What was it..."Believing you will do well is half the battle". Oh c'mon Nathan, you know, tutor girls little love letter that you passed around earlier, the one that said "Call, if you need anything... at all."
Nathan: Haley, look...
Haley: Stay away from me.
Nathan: Why don't you put some ice on it Brooke.
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[Haley and Nathan are having dinner]
Nathan: So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?
Haley: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.
Nathan: Yeah if the Gods are five-year-olds.
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Nathan: You know this whole thing, is just another chance for you to pick me apart and show me how much better you are. Well there you go dad, you just kick my a**. Congratulations, it was great really.
[starts clapping]
Dan: Don't make a scene.
Nathan: You know what, I almost killed myself for you. You know that?
Dan: What are you talking about?
Nathan: Drugs dad, I took drugs for you.
Dan: No, my son would never take drugs.
Nathan: Your son, it's all about you isn't it dad? You know why mom kicked you out? Because you're a bully and you don't give a da*n about anything other than your own ego.
Dan: Will you keep your voice down?
Nathan: No. You know what you should do? You should give mom her divorce, you should do her a favor and give mom a divorce. She'll never be happy with you dad, no one will.
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Lucas's quotes...
Lucas's Opening Quote [season four premiere]: "My name is Lucas Scott. I'm a senior at Tree Hill High School. Tree Hill is just a place somewhere in the world. Maybe it's a lot like your world, maybe it's nothing like it. But if you look closer, you might see someone like you, or someone like my best friend Haley-if you're married, a senior in high school, and not sure if your husband's still alive. Then I'd say your world's a lot like Haley's. Today was supposed to be the best day of her life-but it's amazing how things can change in a blink of an eye…or in this case, about 29 minutes. Things that take 14 minutes: boiling an ostrich egg; Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video; It also take 14 minutes to get from The Marina Bridge to Tree Hill Hospital. In those 14 minutes, three lives hung in the balance. For the rest of us, there was nothing to do but wait. I guess that's why they call it the waiting room. Dan Scott is many things, the Mayor of Tree Hill, a once-great high school basketball player, and Nathan's father. He's also my father but he never claimed me-believe it or not, I got the better end of the deal. I was instead raised by my mom, with help from my Uncle Keith…until Keith's life was taken."
When Brooke breaks up with him: "I guess I should have said something. Anything. I mean, for a guy who wants to be a writer, and to suddenly seem like no words had ever been written. But for someone to tell you that they somehow stopped missing you, you're pretty much screwed -- no matter what you say. See, there had to be something right? Something that no one had ever said in the history of the world, something that could change this."
Lucas's Ending Quote: My name is Lucas Scott. I'm a senior at Tree Hill High School. I play basketball -- at least I used to. I have a girlfriend -- at least I used to. And I have a best friend. Tree Hill is just a place somewhere in the world. Maybe it's a lot like your world, maybe it's nothing like it. But if you look closer, you might see someone like you, or someone like you. Someone trying to find their way. Someone trying to find their place. Someone trying to find their self. Sometimes it seems like you are the only one in the world who's struggling, who's frustrated, unsatisfied, barely getting by. But that feeling's a lie. And if you just hold on, just find the courage to face it all for another day, someone or something will find you and make it all okay. Because we all need a little help sometimes-someone to helps us hear the music in their world, to remind us that it won't always be this way. That someone is out there. And that someone will find you."
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Other Quotes
[Peyton is pulling out when Haley walks out behind her]
Haley: Whoa! Walking here...
Peyton: Sorry...
Haley: Like you weren't aiming!
Peyton: You're not on that list. So do you need a ride?
Haley: Umm...
Peyton: ...C'mon, get in.
Haley: Well I guess it's better to be in your car than under it...
Peyton: Look... I'm not too good at this.
Haley: Obviously. You're gonna want to put it in gear and give it a little gas...
Peyton: No. Last week in Brooke's car you said he cares about you and I never thought to ask if you meant Nathan or Lucas...
Haley: And now you're asking?
Peyton: In kind of a pathetic way, yeah.
Haley: I guess... I meant both of them.
Peyton: (small pause) Look, it's not like you need my permission or anything, but if you like Nathan, it's totally cool if you go out with him just be...
Peyton/Haley: ...really careful!
Haley: Yes, I know! You be careful too...
Peyton: With which one...?
Haley: DRIVING! My mother likes it when I get home alive, let's go!
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Brooke: [pointing to Haley] So what's the deal with that one anyway?
Peyton: She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.
Brooke: And hanging out with Lucas? And we're supposed to believe she's just friends with both of them? Right...
[Nathan walks over to Haley and nods]
Brooke: Oh my god! Did you just see that?
Peyton: See what?
Brooke: He just gave her the nod!
Peyton: What nod?
Brooke: The "Hey, let's hook up after the game" nod. You wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl, tutor girl likes Lucas, and I know I like Lucas, and I have no idea who the hell you like anymore so this has been turned into one big love... rectangle plus one... whatever that is!
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Peyton: What are you still doing here?
Haley: [sarcastically] I'm thinking of transferring... what's your excuse?
Peyton: Brooke... she's been in there forever.
Brooke: [High on pain killers] Peyton!
[stumbles over to Peyton]
Brooke: This is my best friend in the whole wide world, don't you think she's pretty?
Peyton: What the hell is this?
College Guy: She found some pills... on the floor, just let her sleep it off and she'll be fine, I should probably go.
Brooke: Call me!
[Brooke trips and Haley catches her]
Brooke: Hey what's your name?
Haley: HALEY...
Brooke: Yeah I don't like that name, let's call you Brooke...
[Haley puts Brooke in the backseat]
Peyton: Thanks... so where are you going now?
Haley: I was gonna catch the last bus out.
Peyton: It just left...
Brooke: That's perfect! Brooke, you can come with us!
[Peyton looks at Haley strangely]
Haley: Yeah, she named me Brooke...
Brooke: Can she come? Please, Peyton?
Peyton: Fine, but don't touch the stereo or else we're gonna have a problem!
Brooke: [singing and shaking her pom-poms] We're goin' on a road trip, we're goin' on a road trip...
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[The low fuel light comes on]
Peyton: Oh my God... Brooke didn't you think to put gas in the car?
Brooke: [looks at Haley]
Peyton: Answer the question Brooke!
Haley: [gets out of the car] Hey Peyton, pop the trunk.
Brooke: Peyton don't listen to her! It might be a trick!
[Peyton pops the trunk anyway]
Haley: [pulls out a gas can] Great... it's empty! I saw a gas station about a mile down the road; if I'm not back in an hour tell my mom I loved her
Brooke: Don't you mean Nathan?
Peyton: I'll go with you.
Brooke: What about me?
[Peyton locks the doors]
Brooke: Peyton... come back! Someone might come...
Haley: You did remember to crack a window didn't you?
[Peyton and Haley laugh]
Brooke: Come on you guys; I'm scared!
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Nikki: Who are you calling? Jake, maybe? Look, I know you baby-sit Jenny but, I'm back now, so Jake and I won't be needing you anymore. Oh, and if there's anything going on between you and Jake, well you're not going to be a permanent part of my daughter's life, so if I were you I wouldn't get too attached.
Peyton: If I were you, I would walk away.
Nikki: You have to know you're temporary, right? I mean, all the babysitting in the world isn't going to make you Jenny's mother.
Peyton: All the eyeliner in the world won't make you anything other than a psycho stalker b*tch.
Haley: The magazine pages are sticky again, little perv. Hey Lucas! Have you been reading this?
Lucas: I don't know, Haley. Is that the "Why do I hang out with these people?" issue, because your on the cover of that, right?
Haley: Actually it's the "My best friend is an idiot" issue, and there you are.
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Haley: Did you ever pick out your porn name?
Lucas: What are you talking about?
Haley: Your porn name. Um, you know. You take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name, you put them together. What was the name of your first pet?
Lucas: You know that. I had a dog named Rocket.
Haley: Oh, Rocket. I loved Rocket. So, your mother's maiden name is Roe. Rocket Roe. Nice.
Lucas: What's yours?
Haley: Oh, I had a bunny named Bunny.
Lucas: You named the bunny Bunny.
Haley: Yes, I did. And my mother's maiden name is Beaugard. So...
Lucas: Bunny Beaugard.
Haley: Bunny Beaugard. Dawson's Freaks, starring Rocket Roe and Bunny Beaugard.
Lucas: Nice.
Haley: Shut up.
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Lucas: [To Peyton] Hey. So I saw Nathan in the shower... yeah, no wonder you broke up with him.
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Karen: So what does this dress say to you? Single and successful or married to her work?
Lucas: Is this for that Justice League thing?
Karen: Small Business League, and I want to look nice
Lucas: Is Keith still going as your date?
Karen: It's not a date. So which dress?
Lucas: Umm... black I guess
Karen: Then black it is. Keith didn't say anything to you did he?
Lucas: Ohh, about the date that you two aren't going on? No...
Karen: Haha... good luck on your game tonight...
Lucas: Yeah you too, Ma.
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Peyton: I heard you were naked in his car.
Brooke: No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold.
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Brooke: Tutor girl.
Haley: Yeah, it's Haley
Brooke: Oh right. Nathan's own little care package. What was it..."Believing you will do well is half the battle". Oh c'mon Nathan, you know, tutor girls little love letter that you passed around earlier, the one that said "Call, if you need anything... at all."
Nathan: Haley, look...
Haley: Stay away from me.
Nathan: Why don't you put some ice on it Brooke.
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[Haley and Nathan are having dinner]
Nathan: So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?
Haley: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.
Nathan: Yeah if the Gods are five-year-olds.
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Nathan: You know this whole thing, is just another chance for you to pick me apart and show me how much better you are. Well there you go dad, you just kick my a**. Congratulations, it was great really.
[starts clapping]
Dan: Don't make a scene.
Nathan: You know what, I almost killed myself for you. You know that?
Dan: What are you talking about?
Nathan: Drugs dad, I took drugs for you.
Dan: No, my son would never take drugs.
Nathan: Your son, it's all about you isn't it dad? You know why mom kicked you out? Because you're a bully and you don't give a da*n about anything other than your own ego.
Dan: Will you keep your voice down?
Nathan: No. You know what you should do? You should give mom her divorce, you should do her a favor and give mom a divorce. She'll never be happy with you dad, no one will.
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Lucas's quotes...
Lucas's Opening Quote [season four premiere]: "My name is Lucas Scott. I'm a senior at Tree Hill High School. Tree Hill is just a place somewhere in the world. Maybe it's a lot like your world, maybe it's nothing like it. But if you look closer, you might see someone like you, or someone like my best friend Haley-if you're married, a senior in high school, and not sure if your husband's still alive. Then I'd say your world's a lot like Haley's. Today was supposed to be the best day of her life-but it's amazing how things can change in a blink of an eye…or in this case, about 29 minutes. Things that take 14 minutes: boiling an ostrich egg; Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video; It also take 14 minutes to get from The Marina Bridge to Tree Hill Hospital. In those 14 minutes, three lives hung in the balance. For the rest of us, there was nothing to do but wait. I guess that's why they call it the waiting room. Dan Scott is many things, the Mayor of Tree Hill, a once-great high school basketball player, and Nathan's father. He's also my father but he never claimed me-believe it or not, I got the better end of the deal. I was instead raised by my mom, with help from my Uncle Keith…until Keith's life was taken."
When Brooke breaks up with him: "I guess I should have said something. Anything. I mean, for a guy who wants to be a writer, and to suddenly seem like no words had ever been written. But for someone to tell you that they somehow stopped missing you, you're pretty much screwed -- no matter what you say. See, there had to be something right? Something that no one had ever said in the history of the world, something that could change this."
Lucas's Ending Quote: My name is Lucas Scott. I'm a senior at Tree Hill High School. I play basketball -- at least I used to. I have a girlfriend -- at least I used to. And I have a best friend. Tree Hill is just a place somewhere in the world. Maybe it's a lot like your world, maybe it's nothing like it. But if you look closer, you might see someone like you, or someone like you. Someone trying to find their way. Someone trying to find their place. Someone trying to find their self. Sometimes it seems like you are the only one in the world who's struggling, who's frustrated, unsatisfied, barely getting by. But that feeling's a lie. And if you just hold on, just find the courage to face it all for another day, someone or something will find you and make it all okay. Because we all need a little help sometimes-someone to helps us hear the music in their world, to remind us that it won't always be this way. That someone is out there. And that someone will find you."
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Other Quotes
[Peyton is pulling out when Haley walks out behind her]
Haley: Whoa! Walking here...
Peyton: Sorry...
Haley: Like you weren't aiming!
Peyton: You're not on that list. So do you need a ride?
Haley: Umm...
Peyton: ...C'mon, get in.
Haley: Well I guess it's better to be in your car than under it...
Peyton: Look... I'm not too good at this.
Haley: Obviously. You're gonna want to put it in gear and give it a little gas...
Peyton: No. Last week in Brooke's car you said he cares about you and I never thought to ask if you meant Nathan or Lucas...
Haley: And now you're asking?
Peyton: In kind of a pathetic way, yeah.
Haley: I guess... I meant both of them.
Peyton: (small pause) Look, it's not like you need my permission or anything, but if you like Nathan, it's totally cool if you go out with him just be...
Peyton/Haley: ...really careful!
Haley: Yes, I know! You be careful too...
Peyton: With which one...?
Haley: DRIVING! My mother likes it when I get home alive, let's go!
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Brooke: [pointing to Haley] So what's the deal with that one anyway?
Peyton: She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.
Brooke: And hanging out with Lucas? And we're supposed to believe she's just friends with both of them? Right...
[Nathan walks over to Haley and nods]
Brooke: Oh my god! Did you just see that?
Peyton: See what?
Brooke: He just gave her the nod!
Peyton: What nod?
Brooke: The "Hey, let's hook up after the game" nod. You wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl, tutor girl likes Lucas, and I know I like Lucas, and I have no idea who the hell you like anymore so this has been turned into one big love... rectangle plus one... whatever that is!
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Peyton: What are you still doing here?
Haley: [sarcastically] I'm thinking of transferring... what's your excuse?
Peyton: Brooke... she's been in there forever.
Brooke: [High on pain killers] Peyton!
[stumbles over to Peyton]
Brooke: This is my best friend in the whole wide world, don't you think she's pretty?
Peyton: What the hell is this?
College Guy: She found some pills... on the floor, just let her sleep it off and she'll be fine, I should probably go.
Brooke: Call me!
[Brooke trips and Haley catches her]
Brooke: Hey what's your name?
Haley: HALEY...
Brooke: Yeah I don't like that name, let's call you Brooke...
[Haley puts Brooke in the backseat]
Peyton: Thanks... so where are you going now?
Haley: I was gonna catch the last bus out.
Peyton: It just left...
Brooke: That's perfect! Brooke, you can come with us!
[Peyton looks at Haley strangely]
Haley: Yeah, she named me Brooke...
Brooke: Can she come? Please, Peyton?
Peyton: Fine, but don't touch the stereo or else we're gonna have a problem!
Brooke: [singing and shaking her pom-poms] We're goin' on a road trip, we're goin' on a road trip...
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[The low fuel light comes on]
Peyton: Oh my God... Brooke didn't you think to put gas in the car?
Brooke: [looks at Haley]
Peyton: Answer the question Brooke!
Haley: [gets out of the car] Hey Peyton, pop the trunk.
Brooke: Peyton don't listen to her! It might be a trick!
[Peyton pops the trunk anyway]
Haley: [pulls out a gas can] Great... it's empty! I saw a gas station about a mile down the road; if I'm not back in an hour tell my mom I loved her
Brooke: Don't you mean Nathan?
Peyton: I'll go with you.
Brooke: What about me?
[Peyton locks the doors]
Brooke: Peyton... come back! Someone might come...
Haley: You did remember to crack a window didn't you?
[Peyton and Haley laugh]
Brooke: Come on you guys; I'm scared!
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Nikki: Who are you calling? Jake, maybe? Look, I know you baby-sit Jenny but, I'm back now, so Jake and I won't be needing you anymore. Oh, and if there's anything going on between you and Jake, well you're not going to be a permanent part of my daughter's life, so if I were you I wouldn't get too attached.
Peyton: If I were you, I would walk away.
Nikki: You have to know you're temporary, right? I mean, all the babysitting in the world isn't going to make you Jenny's mother.
Peyton: All the eyeliner in the world won't make you anything other than a psycho stalker b*tch.