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Post by Morph on Sept 20, 2007 1:13:27 GMT -5
Whoever that Sheshy lover is, thank her for me.
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Post by Evil McBadGuy on Sept 23, 2007 14:04:29 GMT -5
Vash the Stampede says: when I was
mah boii
mah boii
took me in to the city
to see mah boii
he said
mah boii
will you be mah boii of the mahboiis?
Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: XD
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Post by Great Saiyaman on Oct 1, 2007 21:03:56 GMT -5
RD lost.
RDKateran: Waiting on your post... BlazenGodofFire: Never said I would. RDKateran: *gets ready to break the Halo again* RDKateran: Don't make me put Patches in the Ark! BlazenGodofFire: The ark survives. BlazenGodofFire: For the most part. >.> BlazenGodofFire: Oh wait...no. RDKateran: It won't after Patches gets through with it. BlazenGodofFire: I'm thinking of the ship. BlazenGodofFire: My bad. BlazenGodofFire: Meh. BlazenGodofFire: Patches can do as he pleases. BlazenGodofFire: And he prefers a cat nap. RDKateran: Fine then. I'll put Patches and Marvin in it. BlazenGodofFire: Marvin'll just sit there.... RDKateran: Yes, but Death will be with them. RDKateran: And Death, in a machine that can destroy the entire flippin' universe? BlazenGodofFire: Like he would. RDKateran: He would if I cash'd him. BlazenGodofFire: Meh. BlazenGodofFire: But...you know what's funny? BlazenGodofFire: You really, despite all your threats, no matter what they are, are just fake and mean nothing. BlazenGodofFire: Thus I took the fun out of the conversation. RDKateran: Damn you. RDKateran: Time to bust out the trojan horse. BlazenGodofFire: Like you would. RDKateran: I would. RDKateran: If I could find the damn thing. BlazenGodofFire: I know you wouldn't, because then I couldn't post, even if I wanted. RDKateran: Computer is so cluttered right now. BlazenGodofFire: Ah ha! BlazenGodofFire: I got you! BlazenGodofFire: What do you say to that? RDKateran: I say... remember that one guy you tricked into thinking I was you? RDKateran: How about I show him the way to your house? BlazenGodofFire: He knows where I live. BlazenGodofFire: He doesn't care. BlazenGodofFire: He's a friend of mine. RDKateran: CURSE YOU, VILLAIN! RDKateran: *whacks you in the shin with Naze's cane* BlazenGodofFire: And he's lives in North Caraolina now. BlazenGodofFire: And again, fake. BlazenGodofFire: You lose! RDKateran: Blah. Just post so I don't have to annoy you all night. BlazenGodofFire: Well you don't, cause I gotta go now anyway. BlazenGodofFire: My time on the computer is up for the night. RDKateran: *eye twitches* BlazenGodofFire: YOU LOSE! BlazenGodofFire: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! BlazenGodofFire: *quotes this for the IM and chat thing* RDKateran: I'll just kill your characters on IO. BlazenGodofFire: Ok, God-modder.
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Post by Rising Dragon on Oct 9, 2007 0:55:22 GMT -5
A bit of mecha discussion gone wrong. RDKateran (10:38:15 PM): Yeah, they never did explain that, did they? RDKateran (10:38:25 PM): Eh, chalk it up to inferior American technology. helldragon4000 (10:38:37 PM): Chalk it up to why MIC FAILS RDKateran (10:39:48 PM): Mic was still better than some of the robots out there. helldragon4000 (10:39:58 PM): Like who? helldragon4000 (10:41:23 PM): And tell me fast, I want to go to bed. RDKateran (10:41:59 PM): Two words: Nether Gundam. RDKateran (10:42:36 PM): Or perhaps Mermaid Gundam. helldragon4000 (10:43:09 PM): Mermaid Gundam is not even sexy. That fails. RDKateran (10:43:21 PM): EXACTLY. RDKateran (10:43:29 PM): Always look to the brighter side of things in GaoGaiGar. RDKateran (10:43:32 PM): Even with Mic. RDKateran (10:43:45 PM): But for Mermaid Gundam there is no brighter side... oh well. helldragon4000 (10:43:52 PM): It's hard to when Mic fails a lot, but yeah, better than some fucking windmill Gundam. RDKateran (10:44:37 PM): Don't forget Matador Gundam. RDKateran (10:44:46 PM): Which has nothing to do with matadors, really. helldragon4000 (10:44:45 PM): And they made 39 of those to throw against the Devil Gundam? RDKateran (10:45:15 PM): Yep. Both Nether and Mermaid Gundams had a bunch of prototypes... Devil Gundam ate them like fucking Cheetos. helldragon4000 (10:45:40 PM): At least all the Mics could fire the Solitary Wave... RDKateran (10:46:01 PM): Here's one that really took the cake in weird-ass designs. Mandala Gundam. helldragon4000 (10:46:29 PM): Fucking Loser Gundam. RDKateran (10:46:44 PM): And don't get me started on the Dog and Old Man gundams. helldragon4000 (10:46:52 PM): ...I must see these. helldragon4000 (10:47:07 PM): But quickly. RDKateran (10:47:20 PM): Have to find them first. RDKateran (10:48:30 PM): I present to you, Dog Gundam. helldragon4000 (10:49:04 PM): THE FUCK RDKateran (10:49:53 PM): Wait till you see its master, ZiZi Gundam. helldragon4000 (10:50:49 PM): Lord. RDKateran (10:51:14 PM): And of course, Jumping Gundam. RDKateran (10:51:24 PM): IT'S PILOTED BY A FUCKING KANGAROO. helldragon4000 (10:51:35 PM): And that's my cue to exit. RDKateran (10:51:42 PM): Scared you away, eh?
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Post by Evil McBadGuy on Oct 17, 2007 14:26:38 GMT -5
The following happened in real life...
Me: So, what's up?
Trevor: Time paradoxes.
Me: I see...
Trevor: YOU CAN'T SEE, IT'LL CREATE A TIME PARADOX!
Me: Haha.
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Post by Morph on Oct 18, 2007 1:31:42 GMT -5
NEVER!
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Post by Evil McBadGuy on Oct 23, 2007 15:45:02 GMT -5
Blazen says: It's time you've scratched my back for when I scratched yours. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: You've scratched my back? Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Then why is my back still itchy, if you've scratched it? Blazen says: I was speaking in methaphors. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Meta has 4s? Blazen says: You know it, girlfriend.
Later...
Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: I am your fathers uncles cousins sisters nephews aunts daughters nieces best friends mothers roommates second cousin twice removed! Blazen says: So what does that make us? Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: ...SISTERS! Blazen says: WHAT A TWIST! Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: IT'S A TRAP! Blazen says: *GASPS...EXPLOSION! ACTION! MORE ACTION* GET DOWN! Blazen says: *MORE MORE ACTION!* GET DOWN AGAIN! Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: ...Eew Blazen says: ...Quote it. Blazen says: And post it. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Kay
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Post by Morph on Oct 26, 2007 17:20:25 GMT -5
Loal zegt: In this game, Ashe is stronger than Grey. Loal zegt: Her attacks pack a bit more punch, and her normal buster shots are larger. Loal zegt: But, she can't fire as fast as Grey. He can fire three shots, Ashe fires only two. Deye zegt: ...and? Loal zegt: And that's it? I'm not listing all of the gameplay differences. Deye zegt: Not like I was expecting you to. Deye zegt: Because you will likely still do such a thing on IO, so I can read it all there. Loal zegt: I think I already did that, actually. Deye zegt: PREDICTABILITY Loal zegt: Way back when, in the original ZXA thread. Deye zegt: ...okay, that wasn't predictable. Deye zegt: I mean, the placing of a wrong letter or punctuational error. Loal zegt: Eh? Deye zegt: "Way back when" sounds question-like to me. Loal zegt: Nope. Loal zegt: Just another gold ol' American figure of speech. Loal zegt: ... Loal zegt: good* Loal zegt: Bleh. Deye zegt: You've got a lot of those, don'tcha? Deye zegt: With yer "golden speeches". Loal zegt: I'm American, and of Souther descent besides. Loal zegt: ... Loal zegt: Southern* Loal zegt: *bashes his head against the desk repeatedly* Deye zegt: Please, allow me to do that for you. Loal zegt: No, I think I've got it covered. Deye zegt: Right-o. Deye zegt: But do know that everything you say can and will be used against you.
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Post by Great Saiyaman on Nov 6, 2007 18:35:41 GMT -5
Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Yo Blazen says: Yo. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: What's up? Blazen says: Just got off Halo. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Heh Blazen says: I may go back on in a sec, just wanted to see if the comic was up. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Tis not Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: I'll make it in a sec Blazen says: Very well. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Then see ya, I guess. Blazen says: Not yet. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: k Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Your sprites are awesome, if I do say so myself. Blazen says: I know. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: How on Earth did you ever create them? Blazen says: With the help of an ancient and awesome guy named, DS. He's not very wise...but eh. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Ah Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Ancient eh? Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: What is he? 1k years old? Blazen says: Sure. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Ah Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Then why ain't he dead? Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: GEEZ Blazen says: Cause he's awesome? Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Psht Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: No he ain't Blazen says: IS TO! Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: I mean, what kinda nickname is DS? GAWD Blazen says: You're right. Blazen says: Stylish Underworld Ruler Midnight Thunderboy Alastor is so much better. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Yes, yes it is Blazen says: And longer. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Jup Blazen says: Or it can be shortened to, SURMTA. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: lol, YES! Blazen says: Its awesome how you can actually say it. Blazen says: Like a WORD! Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: This AMAZAZING! Blazen says: Like the comic! Blazen says: That still ain Blazen says: 't made! Blazen says: *HINT HINT* Blazen says: ...HINT! Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: What? Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Sorry I wasn't listening Blazen says: Nor was I; Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Kay Blazen says: It was something about SURMTA. Blazen says: Isn't it liek...the new viagra? Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Nah Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: It's the new listerine Blazen says: DUH! Blazen says: I should have known. Blazen says: I was thinking of that BM stuff. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Yeah Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: And that BD crap goes on cake. Blazen says: Emphasize on crap. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Yes Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: And that DF stuff is the new butt paste Blazen says: LAWL! Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: You shall quote this, possibly Blazen says: It's your turn. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: No Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Tis yours Blazen says: Yours. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Mine? Blazen says: 'Deed. Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: *chacks* Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: *checks Stylish, Underworld Ruler, Midnight Thunderboy, Alastor! says: Nope, yours Blazen says: Shut up....
I lawled.
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Post by Evil McBadGuy on Nov 6, 2007 19:37:56 GMT -5
Dranzer is now online.
DS: Velcome back.
Dranzer is now offline.
DS: ...
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Post by »Peyson« on Nov 25, 2007 10:14:13 GMT -5
(While I was talking with my friend Andrew on the way to class) Stacey: Are you two going out yet?? Me: -blink- Uh, no.
(After that, still going to class) Me: Did you hear Stacey? She asked if you and I were going out yet. Andrew: -trying hard not to laugh- Me: I know! I mean, it's just so... -small shudder- Andrew: -blink- -continues walking, looking slightly hurt- Me: That came out mean, didn't it? It's not that, it's just the fact that I don't look at you that way. Would you PREFER that I looked at you that way?! Andrew: NO!
(Sometime before Thanksgiving break, during band class, when Andrew told me that Maureen was going out with Jeffrey again) Me: So...if he hurts her again, you wanna help me beat the crap out of him? Andrew: ...Sure
(Around the same time) Jesse: Are you and Andrew going out?? Me: Uh, no. Why would you think that?? Jesse: You two hang out a lot. Me: I hang out a lot with you, too. That doesn't mean we're going out.
Me: You won't believe what Jesse just asked me. Andrew: What? Me: He asked if you and I were going out. Andrew: -tries not to laugh- (Yeah...people ask me about that a lot)
(The other day, a little while before we had to get in uniform for the football game) Me: -gets up, walks to other side of the stairs, grabs Chris's Mountain Dew- Me: Thanks. -takes a sip- Chris: Well, I didn't really have a choice, did I? I was just wondering, "Why is she randomly coming over here?", then all of a sudden you just grab my Mountain Dew!
(This would be that same night, right after someone randomly grabbed Chris from behind) Chris: -screams like a girl- Me: -walks over- ...You screamed like a girl. Chris: I know.
(This was right after, when he and I were arguing about who could blow better (because if you play a wind instrument, which is anything other than percussion, you blow) Me: I blow better than you do! Chris: Nuh-uh, I blow better! Me: You wanna settle this?! Chris: Yeah! Me: Fine, let's go then! Both: -awkward silence, laughing- Chris: I would've loved to have seen how that would've played out.
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Post by »Peyson« on Nov 25, 2007 12:47:02 GMT -5
(This is a thread from one of my very old forums that I'm revamping, and it was an introduction thread. The title was "The Crazy One".) Me: Hey members! I haven't been given this nick by anyone else, but I am the Crazy One. Trust me, I can be crazy.. Have fun on the site, and you can come to me if you need anything. Derek: What about Shenequa? Me: Grr....*coughderekhadaflingwithalltheTeletubbiescough* Derek: Deep in thought Those Teletubbies were sure a lot of fun, lol, I wont call you Shenequa... Me: Thank you. And I won't tell everyone about how you smoke crack behind the school every day before you swim... Jess: teletubbies are sooooo 2001. Rachel: oh my...teletubies....ack! *runs and hides*
(This is from MM's introductory thread...we never learned his real name...and he disappeared.) MM: Hey everyone! I'm Multiple Man, some people like Bobby, Kitty, and Peyson call me the great affliator. Lol! I just wanted to say hito everyone on the site! So newbies get to know their admin alittle better. Charmed is the best TV show ever and X-Men is the best movie ever! Put them together and get a cool rpg forum. Jess: *cough multiplemaneatsnewbiesforhisdinnerbewhere cough* Me: *coughjamiekilledkennycough* Derek: *Cough* Hey, that was real. Me: *coughderekkilledkennytoo* MM: Lol! Thanks alot guys! We need more member on this forum adverstise everywhere and get other sites to affliate with us. And... I'm going to rp a Charmed character not sure who yet though. It's either Leo, Chris or an OOC that I made up. He is brotehr of Wyatt and Chris. Ray Wyatt, lol. He can generate electricty, see into the future, and orb. I rped all of them on another board. Me: Awesomeness. Derek: I would RP a Charmed character, but I would have no clue what I was doing, lol Me: Yeah...I can't see you playing any of them, no offense. Derek: Lol, none taken, I'll stick to X-Men thank you very much
(This is from Jess's introductory thread) Jess: Glory be! I joined! Me: Lol, cool. I'll make ye an admin. I said ye...I think you're rubbing off on me. Me: Just one question, how do I do that? lol Jess: I dunno. I'm not actaully that useful. I just post silly things like "i heart scotty" Me: LMAO! But you make great banners. I heart Scotty too. Jess: OH I see thats all you want me for to make banners *cries* Me: Nuh-uh!! -huggles- And I just want you to be here cause you're my friend and I care. Jess: Yus I have been accepted! where are my pics for the banner eh? eh? MM: Hey Kitty! I made the affiliation button and the bar! I'm the great affiliator! I'm working on the layout right now... OH great affliator! I am waiting on some pics...so I can make the banner. *waits* -skip skip- Derek: Hey Guys, Tis' Me, Bobby D. Me: I know. I mean, I know I'm slow and all, but geez, give me a little credit... Derek: I'm like you, Kitty, and have nothing to do, lol..... Me: Yes you do. You can help run the site and just be one of my bestest friends ever...lol. But I am starting to think of you guys as 3 of my best friends.. Derek: Awww.....You guys are probably my best online friends Jess: Yeah..you 3 are my best online friends..then there's the crazy girls at school I call my best friends. Wow..I actually have 2 best friends who are guys...there was this one guy on the bus I was calling my best friend,but we aren't all that close or anything so,yeah...my hands are cold again. MM: Yay! I'm one of Peyson's best friends! ;D And Lol! Me: And I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that my 2 best guy friends are as cute as the guys playing their characters in movieverse....doubt I'm right though. Lol, just kidding. Jess: lol! yay! we are all friends here. I know what Jamie looks like in real life he has got a great smile Me: I hate you for that. I'd post a picture of myself, but the only one I have on the comp. sucks..and all my school pictures suck....sadly, I'm not as cute as Peyson is... Me: Can I join the I heart Scotty club? Derek: Lol, i know what Jamie looks like too, I think.... Me: I feel all lefted out cause I know nothing... Jess: lol sure! but the home of the I heart scotty club is on X-men Films forum. but still. hey do you wanna see a pic of me and a comparrison pic of movie kitty? ok so the pic is really fuzzy and I have a CRAZY smile. but still. oh yeah I put my head on the X-inform i sadly don't have one. Derek: ....You look....happier.... MM: Lol! Bobby why is your username Bobby and not Bobby Drake? I am just curious to know. Derek: What do you mean? You must be seeing things...and bye. Jess: lol...that was sly bobby...
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Post by BD on Nov 25, 2007 16:14:09 GMT -5
Me: Where the hell is Flynn? Joe: Probably playing with the priest and his holy water. Me: That isn't water... Joe: No shit...
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Post by Evil McBadGuy on Dec 2, 2007 12:20:54 GMT -5
Force From the Future says: So if you're Kuro, is Juno Meta? Deye says: ... Deye says: that'd be freaky =O Force From the Future says: xP Deye says: cuz then Juno would be a girl in my class Deye says: and our relationship would be different Deye says: so get it out of your head Force From the Future says: Get what out of my head? Deye says: whatever is inside of it Force From the Future says: You mean that sign that says "For steal."? Deye says: Yes. Deye says: Because it has already been stolen Force From the Future says: Mkay Force From the Future says: But still Force From the Future says: This throws our little universe out of perspective. Force From the Future says: I mean, am I now Ziatoch? Force From the Future says: Is RD now Xeanheart? Force From the Future says: Is up now down? Force From the Future says: Is red now blue? Force From the Future says: GAH! Deye says: I shall explain. Deye says: You are RD's father. Deye says: Blazen is DF's brother. Deye says: Ryo is Juno's best friend. Deye says: You are married to Ribitta. Deye says: I have a son whose name is God. Deye says: Grass is purple. Deye says: And sugar and spice make superheroes Force From the Future says: Ah, it all makes sense now. Deye says: it does, doesn't it? Force From the Future says: Jup Force From the Future says: Quoted Deye says: kay Deye says: wait. Deye says: Did I really make a FULL explanation? Force From the Future says: ...Maybe? Deye says: Oh yeah, I forgot some things. Deye says: Dr. Cossack has become the owner of the world in recent years. Deye says: You were in a coma during that time, hence your memory loss. Deye says: Your son went all emo because of that and now like My Chemical Romance. Deye says: He occassionally is harassed by BD because of that Deye says: who, in reality, has become part of MCR Deye says: and now is their lead singer Force From the Future says: Yet dresses like a rapper. Deye says: only the hoodies though Deye says: they remind him of ninjas. Deye says: thats because he was kicked out of the Ohio Ninja University Deye says: furthermore Deye says: your genes have been spliced and have been used to create several clones for use as test subjects in a psychology school Force From the Future says: But it always phails Force From the Future says: Since they are too insane to control Deye sent 12/2/2007 12:31 PM: hence why they have become test subjects Deye sent 12/2/2007 12:31 PM: in straight jackets Deye sent 12/2/2007 12:31 PM: PURPLE straight jackets Force From the Future says: Why not brown straight jackets? Deye says: because Juno designed them Force From the Future says: But then, wouldn't they be pink? Deye says: They're pink, but people call pink purple nowadays. Force From the Future says: Pink is the new purple, got it. Deye says: Yes. Deye says: And blue is the new pink. Force From the Future says: Which means I wear pink pants. Deye says: Yes. Deye says: Totally. Force From the Future says: And only Germany the Tiger likes pink pants. Force From the Future says: So then, what is Grey become? The new yellow? Deye says: No. Deye says: Gold. Force From the Future says: So I wear a gold shirt, got it. Deye says: And that's it for today, folks! Tune in next time on THE WORLD OF TODAY! Deye says: Seeyaround!
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Post by Rising Dragon on Dec 3, 2007 21:06:37 GMT -5
Force From the Future says: Holly crap... Force From the Future says: Should I post this? Loal says: Holy* Force From the Future says: www.bbc.co.uk/science/leonardo/thinker_quiz/Loal says: Holly can't crap. Force From the Future says: No, I meant Holly Loal says: Its a plant. Force From the Future says: Holly the girl can Force From the Future says: ^ Loal says: ... I want nothing to do with your fetishes, DS.
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