Post by Evil McBadGuy on Feb 22, 2008 22:54:20 GMT -5
Me:
Sup?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Rly?
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
No you don't
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
K
God:
Wow!
Me:
So tell me, what DID happen to those stairs?
God:
Ugh. Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAIRS?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
Kay
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
??
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
??
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Is what?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
I did, he said water was dry.
God:
When? Did you believe him?
Me:
Just now, yes.
God:
Oh. It's only just begun.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
No! Noone does!
God:
I understand it very well. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
O rly?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
From Jebus Crust
God:
Who or what is Jebus Crust?
Me:
You know
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Zo, ow lng av u ben avin dese problmz?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Never!
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Perhaps
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
I have a tone?
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
Bit?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Tits or gtfo.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time, the end.
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
Too late
God:
Too what?
Me:
Listen
God:
I am all ears.
Me:
You have no ears
God:
Doesn't everyone have a ears.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Says you
God:
Yes that is what I say.
Me:
Girls do not exist on the internet
God:
Who does exist on the internet?
Me:
Boys
God:
Sure, BOYS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
...
God:
Sure, BOYS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Tiem to post
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
What time is it?
God:
It's Now more than it ever has been before.
Friday, February 22, 2008.
Me:
Lies
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
Does it also know the taste of qwerty?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
g2g
God:
See you later!
Sup?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Rly?
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
No you don't
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
K
God:
Wow!
Me:
So tell me, what DID happen to those stairs?
God:
Ugh. Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAIRS?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
Kay
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
??
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
??
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Is what?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
I did, he said water was dry.
God:
When? Did you believe him?
Me:
Just now, yes.
God:
Oh. It's only just begun.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
No! Noone does!
God:
I understand it very well. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
O rly?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
From Jebus Crust
God:
Who or what is Jebus Crust?
Me:
You know
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Zo, ow lng av u ben avin dese problmz?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Never!
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Perhaps
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
I have a tone?
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
Bit?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Tits or gtfo.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time, the end.
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
Too late
God:
Too what?
Me:
Listen
God:
I am all ears.
Me:
You have no ears
God:
Doesn't everyone have a ears.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Says you
God:
Yes that is what I say.
Me:
Girls do not exist on the internet
God:
Who does exist on the internet?
Me:
Boys
God:
Sure, BOYS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
...
God:
Sure, BOYS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Tiem to post
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
What time is it?
God:
It's Now more than it ever has been before.
Friday, February 22, 2008.
Me:
Lies
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
Does it also know the taste of qwerty?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
g2g
God:
See you later!
Here, have one yourself.