Post by BD on Oct 22, 2007 17:32:54 GMT -5
So i've been bored and studying oneshot fiction in English class lately. I'm working on a set of stories just to flesh out Kite's character a little better. I've put some effort into this.
Episode I: Pass da coke
Location: Alleyway, mid-day Minervum
"Yo man, check out this shipment of hastega pills I gots in man!" yelled a shady man in a dark coat, very obviously a drug dealer.
"I dunno, if I get caught with those..." said a very whiny nerd obviously looking to level up quickly.
"Yo man, buy it!" The dealer yelled again.
"Word of advice, when trying to sell drugs, don't yell..." said an icy-toned Kite Mcknights from the end of the alley.
"Ah crap, staff...!" The dealer yelled as he took off into the crowd.
"Not so fast!" Kite yelled as he grabbed a garbage can lid and chucked it at the dealer's head knocking him to the ground.
The dealer tried to get up, but Kite merely picked him up and started to drag him.
"Yo man, I didn't do Bullfuck!" The dealer yelled.
"Yeah right, arguing with staff is like shaking your fist at God, there's no one there, and if there is, he's not listening; and if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off." Kite said as he threw the dealer to some local patrols,"He's yours boys."
Kite walked down the street and noticed a big two-liter of Pepsi that some various types were taking free samples from. He reached over and asked,"Hey man, Pass da coke!"
The men looked at him and fled leaving bags of white powder behind them.
"Woah, that's odd."
Episode I: Pass da coke
Location: Alleyway, mid-day Minervum
"Yo man, check out this shipment of hastega pills I gots in man!" yelled a shady man in a dark coat, very obviously a drug dealer.
"I dunno, if I get caught with those..." said a very whiny nerd obviously looking to level up quickly.
"Yo man, buy it!" The dealer yelled again.
"Word of advice, when trying to sell drugs, don't yell..." said an icy-toned Kite Mcknights from the end of the alley.
"Ah crap, staff...!" The dealer yelled as he took off into the crowd.
"Not so fast!" Kite yelled as he grabbed a garbage can lid and chucked it at the dealer's head knocking him to the ground.
The dealer tried to get up, but Kite merely picked him up and started to drag him.
"Yo man, I didn't do Bullfuck!" The dealer yelled.
"Yeah right, arguing with staff is like shaking your fist at God, there's no one there, and if there is, he's not listening; and if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off." Kite said as he threw the dealer to some local patrols,"He's yours boys."
Kite walked down the street and noticed a big two-liter of Pepsi that some various types were taking free samples from. He reached over and asked,"Hey man, Pass da coke!"
The men looked at him and fled leaving bags of white powder behind them.
"Woah, that's odd."
