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Post by Morph on Apr 26, 2007 4:12:14 GMT -5
(OOC: Why do you actually think there were hordes of leopards? XP I thought it was pretty clear when saying leopard, single.)
"Oh, you surely have a death wish!" The voice growled. "VERY WELL THEN!" It said, suddenly sounding quite more high-pitched. "BRACE YOUR KNICKERS!"
A large explosion of leaves and colourful flower petals occurred in the middle of the room. A loud roar erupted, echoing against the walls, and some vines spontaneously snapped. Out of the middle of the cloud of flower petals and leaves slowly coming down again jumped a figure, a gigantic shadow with large sharp claws and teeth formed over the plants that covered the walls, and suddenly... there stood a one-foot tall leopard handpuppet in front of Adam, a mere three yards away.
"YARR! Beware, the embodiment of darkness has arrived to consume thine patheticness!"
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Post by Rising Dragon on Apr 26, 2007 4:16:54 GMT -5
"Fantastic," Adam muttered. "And what do I call you? Kon?"
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Post by Morph on Apr 26, 2007 4:21:29 GMT -5
"Kon-who?" The little leopard said. "HELL no, Man-Bishie-Thing! I be the great, weet, Blues Wee!" The little leopard exclaimed his name, raising a paw and smirking his shiny white teeth bare.
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Post by Rising Dragon on Apr 26, 2007 12:17:24 GMT -5
"That's nice," Adam said, once again looking around in case there were more freakish things he should worry about. It almost seemed as if he was dismissing this Blues Wee creature.
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Post by Morph on Apr 26, 2007 13:33:14 GMT -5
"Hey, lookit me when I'm talking to ya!" Blues cried out, and jumped up to Adam's chest to slap his face.
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Post by Rising Dragon on Apr 26, 2007 13:34:22 GMT -5
After getting struck, Adam plucked the hand puppet off of his chest and held it out at arm's length.
"Just lead me to Gahm so I don't blast you."
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Post by Morph on Apr 26, 2007 13:38:05 GMT -5
"LEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGO!!!" Wee little Blues cried out aloud as soon as Adam took a hold of him. "Put me down so I can kick you in the nards and eat your livers!"
Suddenly, not to soon after that, Blues fell somewhat silent. "Wait, you do have multiple livers, right?"
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Post by Rising Dragon on Apr 26, 2007 15:18:45 GMT -5
After a moment of silence, Adam sighed and let go of Blues, letting him fall to the floor. "No, we only have the one," he said exasperatedly. "Where's Gahm?"
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Post by Morph on Apr 27, 2007 2:08:25 GMT -5
Blues Wee grunted softly as his fluffy body hit the ground. "The master not be here, as ya can clearly see, I hope." He said. "He ain't far though. You've already gotten half-way at least!" An awkward, leopardic grin came upon the fellow's little face. "Most give up after a room or five, and most of the others chose the wrong door in the sixth, so you're one lucky bastard!"
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Post by Rising Dragon on Apr 27, 2007 2:18:06 GMT -5
"Alright," Adam said, "We're gonna make a deal, Kon."
Adam figured it'd annoy the puppet if he continued to call him that. He did remind him of the character from that Bleach show his little sister enjoyed watching. He plucked the hand puppet up from the ground.
"You're going to lead me the rest of the way," he said, "Without leading me off in any false direction or making me do needless things. You'll take me straight to Gahm. And if you do, I won't shoot you."
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Post by Morph on Apr 27, 2007 2:52:15 GMT -5
"Would you please stop calling me that?!" Blues cried out. "My brother really won't like that, he'd beat up the both of us!" He said in a semi-scared voice. Then crossing his arms and seemingly thinking for a moment, he then spoke up "Well, alright then, for this once. But you have to do one thing for me, then."
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Post by Rising Dragon on Apr 27, 2007 12:04:29 GMT -5
"We'll see," Adam said, returning the hand puppet to the floor. "Lead the way."
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Post by Morph on Apr 27, 2007 14:15:22 GMT -5
Blues remained motionless for a long time, looking up at Adam.
"If you haven't noticed, I don't have legs." He said, blatantly stating the obvious. "No legs means no walking."
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Post by Rising Dragon on Apr 27, 2007 14:31:06 GMT -5
"Yet you jumped out of the foliage earlier," Adam said flatly. "Which means you can hop. So move it."
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Post by Morph on Apr 28, 2007 5:13:06 GMT -5
"Hopping makes me tired." Blues replied. "Carry me."
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