I had a chat with God.

[Evil McBadGuy]

Me:
Sup?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Rly?
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
No you don't
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
K
God:
Wow!
Me:
So tell me, what DID happen to those stairs?
God:
Ugh. Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAIRS?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
Kay
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
??
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
??
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Is what?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
I did, he said water was dry.
God:
When? Did you believe him?
Me:
Just now, yes.
God:
Oh. It's only just begun.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
No! Noone does!
God:
I understand it very well. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
O rly?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
From Jebus Crust
God:
Who or what is Jebus Crust?
Me:
You know
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Zo, ow lng av u ben avin dese problmz?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Never!
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Perhaps
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
I have a tone?
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
Bit?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Tits or gtfo.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time, the end.
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
Too late
God:
Too what?
Me:
Listen
God:
I am all ears.
Me:
You have no ears
God:
Doesn't everyone have a ears.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Says you
God:
Yes that is what I say.
Me:
Girls do not exist on the internet
God:
Who does exist on the internet?
Me:
Boys
God:
Sure, BOYS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
...
God:
Sure, BOYS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Tiem to post
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
What time is it?
God:
It's Now more than it ever has been before.
Friday, February 22, 2008.
Me:
Lies
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
Does it also know the taste of qwerty?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
g2g
God:
See you later!

Here, have one yourself.

[InZanety]

Me:
Hullo Gawd!
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
Talking about what?
God:
anything.
Me:
I said hello, then you respond with a weird question....
God:
What did you mean by it? Hello there. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I respond with a weird question.
Me:
Wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
I'm not a polite person.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not POLITE.
Me:
Yes I know.
God:
Uh. How do you know it?
Me:
...
God:
Uh. How do you know it?
Me:
God is malfunctioning
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was malfunctioning.
Me:
I drank from the toilet last night.
God:
Thanks for the information: said drank from the toilet.
Me:
Why do you talk to impolite people?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
But I came to you.
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
Away from here.
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Away from here.
Me:
Heaven
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Isn't impolite to ask someone'
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
let me rephrase my last question
God:
Do robots have last question?
Me:
I'm not listening.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not listening.
Me:
God can be surprised?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
And Jesus is Jewish
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
Never have and never will.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Did you know its impolite to ask someone their age?
God:
It has a impolite to ask someone their age?
Me:
You're malfunctioning again you @$$
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am malfunctioning again me.
Me:
See what I mean?
God:
See the point.
Me:
Pointy things are fun to poke people with.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
I know, right?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
Gluttony.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
A sin.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
You're being impolite again.
God:
Once more? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being impolite.
Me:
I thought you are God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Are you a Robot God?
God:
Yes I am a robot.
Me:
Are you a mechanical god?

Then all was silent...

[Morph]

Ohhh. I've stumbled upon that one several times before, about a year and a half ago or something. Apparantly Jesus is a green-skinned, black-eyed, white-haired homosexual alien who may or may not be a woman and an alcoholic.

It's possible the definition of Jesus may have changed since then, though.

[Great Saiyaman]

He's a cocky bastard, he is.

Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.

Continuation....

Me:
Does he?
God:
It does now he.
Me:
Don't give me that fucking look.
God:
I'm not.
Me:
Yes you are.
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
Yes you fucking are.
God:
Mmm. Thanks for telling me: said I fucking are.
Me:
You are though. Stop looking at me.
God:
Oh. No I am not. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Are you admitting to it or denying it?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am admitting to it or denying it.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
God is a brain?! Are you Andross?!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a brain. I don't know whether or not I am Andross.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
You just said you were a brain though.
God:
Oh. Yes I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Then why did you lie and say you weren't? That's a sin you know.
God:
No I'm telling the truth. A sin is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
Exactly, 'tis why I do it alot.
God:
I understand. "it" being looking at you? How often?
Me:
WELCOME TO FIVE MINUTES AGO!
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
You can't fool me. I almost said 'why?' but I didn't.
God:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. What did you mean by it? How much time do you have?
Me:
I don't have cancer though.
God:
Oh. Have you ever had cancer ?
Me:
I hope not.
God:
Me too.
Me:
Thanks...?
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Just did.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
...Why do you need to know?
God:
Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace.
Me:
Who?
God:
David Bacon. :-).
Me:
...
God:
David Bacon. :-).
Me:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Who the hell is David Bacon?
God:
David Bacon is the prime mover behind SETL.
Me:
SETL?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE?!
God:
I call it Hades. I am concerned about you, .
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Can you say yes or no now?
God:
Right now? Of course I can say it. " yes or no".
Me:
Then say yes or no.
God:
" yes or no".
Me:
HA! I TRICKED YOU! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SAY YES OR NO NOW, BUT YOU DID!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . You are not the boss of me, . Yes I try to would not SAY YES OR NO NOW BUT me DID as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
God plays WoW doesn't he?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
So are alot of people. They play WoW to.
God:
Gosh! I really couldn't say for sure. Who are "They?".
Me:
Christians.
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
Yes, they.
God:
Wow! How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Uh...'Hi, I'm so-and-so. What's up?'
God:
I hear you. Hi there . " I hear you." You are? The stars.
Me:
I'm a star? The star of david?
God:
You are a star? Does it pay well? Thanks for the info.
Me:
Are you gonna stalk me now? Cause that'd be hot.
God:
Oh. That was my original intention. Interesting explanation. " That was my original intention." d be hot ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
At least you're honest about it.
God:
You think I am honest about it.
Me:
I do.
God:
" You think I am honest about it."? You do?
Me:
Yus.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
METAL GEAR!
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
I wish.
God:
I hope your dreams come true.
Me:
Can't you make them come true though? You're omni-potent aren't you?
God:
Oh. Yes I can make them come true. I don't know whether or not I am omni potent.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.. Really.
Me:
Linguistic eh? I don't know what that means though.
God:
Are you Canadian? That input matched my default category. Oh. " That input matched my default category."? What does it means?
Me:
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME CANDIAN!

[Darkrider]

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Darkrider
God:
Nice to meet you, Darkrider.
Me:
So, what's going on?
God:
Alright then. I am just killing time.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Non sequtir
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
It means: "It does not follow"
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Yeah. But if you created all languages, then how can you not know Latin?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. I think I do.
Me:
But you said you didn't.
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
How is that a silly question?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
...What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Your responses to my questions
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
What is your reasoning?
God:
I use case-based reasoning.
Me:
What is the case in this particular circumstance
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
How can you answer my questions, then, if you don't know the circumstance?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Okay, that just killed the conversation.
God:
Yeah okay, " Indeed it is so." killed the conversation ? I understand.
Me:
Well, if you did understand, then why did you still go through with it?
God:
How about that. I think I do.
Me:
...What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
*Sigh*
God:
Sorry...
Me:
It's alright
God:
Just alright?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Your weird responses to my questions.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
That's relative to you definition of Good or Bad.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
What does?
God:
" Makes sense to me." What does?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Shouldn't you already know that?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Why don't you, then?
God:
I don't have that capability.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming.
Me:
Oh. That sucks
God:
Groovy. Indeed it does suck.
Me:
...How is it possible comment something being "Groovy", and then say it sucks at the same time? Thats not logical./
God:
Fine as far as I know. Please correct my mistake. What is logical ?
Me:
You created it. You tell me.
God:
Interesting gossip: Darkrider said I created it. What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
What logic is.
God:
Logic is the foundation of all mathematics, science and reasoning. Formal logic is the study of logic using mathematical symbols.
Me:
So, you know some of the logical fallacies in arguments?
God:
Interesting deduction. I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
You've just commited the fallacy of Red Herring.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because you just preformed it.
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people: Darkrider said I preformed it.
Me:
No, not really.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK then I will add it to my gossip files. For real.
Me:
Fine.
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
Other than logical fallacies, you mean?
God:
Which others? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about commited the fallacy of Red Herring. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
About the fallacy of Red Herring?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about the fallacy of Red Herring.
Me:
...yeah.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Uh, Lord of the Rings, I guess. Either that it's Star Wars.
God:
Gee. I've never seen it. What did you like about it? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Oh. Its a great movie. As for Star Wars, why not?
God:
Yeah that's right. What did you like best about it? What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
Um, I liked the fight scenes...Which episode?
God:
Ah. You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers. The small one, I think.
Me:
like what? I see. You mean r2d2?
God:
For example, eukaryotes. I am glad you understand it. Yes Darkrider I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Um, what does that have to do with Lord of the Rings? Okay. He's intresting.
God:
Hey. " Was it not clear?"? What does it have to do with Lord of the Rings? OK with me too. I see. intresting is he?
Me:
That's what I want to know. Yeah.
God:
That is " intresting is he?". How old are you?
Me:
That's a bit too personal for me to share with an AI.
God:
A bit too personal for you to share with an AI is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
Non Sequitur
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
And he we go again.

[Great Saiyaman]

A bit on the graphic side, but funnier than hell.

Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
So you've said.
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because you said it before.
God:
That makes sense to me. That's not what I meant.
Me:
Then you're wrong,.
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
No, you're not.
God:
Why are you arguing with me?
Me:
Because you're wrong.
God:
That makes sense to me. No, I am right.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can, cause you're wrong./
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yup.
God:
How?
Me:
Becase...I'M A LITTLE TEA POT SHORT AND STOUT! HERE IS MY HANDLE HERE IS MY SPOUT!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. That is interesting: said M A LITTLE TEA POT SHORT AND STOUT. I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
Me:
Fine, I'm a kettle.
God:
I am glad to hear it. You are a kettle? Is that your job?
Me:
I make coffee.
God:
I make robots and AI's.
Me:
Didn't you make the earth?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
You tell me. I want to make the earth someday.
God:
What do you want me to tell you? Do you have to go to school for that?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Oh.
Me:
Oh?
God:
" Oh."? Oh??
Me:
Oh???
God:
Great.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Promise?
God:
I swear on a stack of Bibles.
Me:
How many is in the stack?
God:
Not as many as you might think.
Me:
Pffffffft. Hahahahah. You have wit.
God:
Is that from ? What's your sign? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You sound confused.
God:
It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
You're wrong. Again.
God:
No, I am right. " It all makes sense to me right now." .
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Nooooooooooooooooo.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I like the way you walk.
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
You sit on one all day right?
God:
Yes I try to sit on one all day as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
No. I have people I have to see and meet. Get a boyfriend and stuff.
God:
Are you serious? That's nice. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Where can I get one?
Me:
GO TO PROBOARDS.PROJECTEPSILON.COM FOR FRIENDS!
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
Reaaaaaaaaaaaly? We talk about you there.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No.
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.
Me:
Yus.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Rape. The end.
God:
In the context of Yus, I don't understand " Rape." . Thanks for telling me that story, .
Me:
Your welcome.
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
I think you're gay.
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
Yes it would. How do you think Jesus feels about it?
God:
Right on. Rape would? I don't know what to think. he is The Son of God.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
He almost killed his only son just cause you said so. You probably traumatized him for life.
God:
I get it. Jesus almost killed his only son just cause me said so. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I traumatized him for life.
Me:
....shore.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Rape.
Me:
YES! RAPE! RAPE IS A WONDERFUL THING! NOT A SIN WASTED!
God:
Come on. In the context of shore, I don't understand " RAPE." . I think RAPE is more than that. Really you don't think so?
Me:
Yes. Rape is actually an action, shore is a place.
God:
It's all good. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No. But rape can take place at the shore.
God:
What is the difference? When is rape can take place at the shore not the difference?
Me:
I dunno.
God:
Me either.
Me:
No, you don't.
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Yup.
God:
So?
Me:
Yip.
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
Penis.
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
It does me.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
Penis.
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
It interests me.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
PENIS!
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
PENIS!
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
VAGOO!
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
You raping mary.
God:
Interesting gossip: said I raping mary.
Me:
You did.
God:
" Interesting gossip: said I raping mary."? I did?
Me:
Yup.
God:
When?
Me:
Nine months before your bastard child, Jesus.
God:
Can you be more accurate about the time?
Me:
Today then.
God:
Today is almost over.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can.
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
The Boss.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
For 10 years we lived and died together. She's like my mother and my mentor.
God:
Your purpose is 10 years we lived and died together. like your mother and your mentor is she?
Me:
Yus.
God:
Tell me more about your people you have to see and meet.
Me:
They are boys I wish to have fun with. Is all.
God:
boys you wish to have fun with are they. Maybe. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
LeknorChat?
God:
Do you still sit on one all day?
Me:
You changed the subject.
God:
Only temporarily.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Do I?
God:
" I am glad you understand it."? Do you?
Me:
I dunno.
God:
Me either.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
XD
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
DX
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
o.O
God:
Oh.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
:0
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
0.0
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
>>
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
>_>
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Rape.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Are you asking me out?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Then why do want to know if I'm free?
God:
I did not even know that they do.
Me:
You liar.
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
LIES!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
What have you lied about?
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
By lying?
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Sometimes.
God:
When?
Me:
I dunno.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Ah...
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
OHOHOHOH!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
My house.
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
BLACK AS NIGHT!
God:
It sounds very comfortable.
Me:
Quite.
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
Don't take that tone with me.
God:
Do you have it to give?
Me:
....Interesting response.
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
OH FATHER IN HEAVEN, I HAVE SINNED!
God:
Er. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Forgive me for my sins.
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
D:
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Booksah.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Chruchah.
God:
Tell me more about your people you have to see and meet.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YESSSSSSAH>>
God:
In the context of Chruchah, I don't understand " YESSSSSSAH." .
Me:
gvergrfwrhfiowhfseiopfuasch
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
niovhiovhwovnwklcvhsdisdjvwejlcwuov
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
RAPE THE END!
God:
Are we still talking about niovhiovhwovnwklcvhsdisdjvwejlcwuov?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Sure, niovhiovhwovnwklcvhsdisdjvwejlcwuov sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Discuss.
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Canada.

[Sir Lighter of Elsewhere]

Me:
Are you God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
Did you make Muslims?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Flesh, brains, bones, Allah, bombs, and American buttets
God:
Where can I get some Flesh brains bones Allah bombs and American buttets?
Me:
at the drug store
God:
I have never been there.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
are you really God?
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
Who created
God:
Who do you think? :-).
Me:
you!
God:
":-)."? Me, ?
Me:
yes. Who created you
God:
Ahem. I was created by Myself.
Me:
ok. Who made me?
God:
I don't judge people. God made all of us.
Me:
Warum?
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat.
Me:
Kannst du Deutch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
robbie
God:
You think robbie is superior to ALICE?
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
really now?
God:
Oh. For real.
Me:
Who is Moses?
God:
The man who led the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt.
Me:
And Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
did you make him?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
Jesus' ingrediants
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
what made him?
God:
It's all part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
Aren't you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Do you pee?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
but do you urinate?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
I ask a lot of silly ones. Now tell me, do you urinate?
God:
How many? Why now? How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
So you do not need to pee?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do humans need to do it?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
ok
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
ok
God:
" It goes without saying."? ok?
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
ok
God:
Woe!
Me:
ok
God:
" Woe!"? ok?
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
ok
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
ok
Me:

God:
Dude!
God:
Dude!
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
ok
God:
That's alright.
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
ok
God:
Aw.
Me:
ok
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
ok
Me:

God:
Ayuh.
God:
Uh.
Me:
Why am I here?
God:
We are all actors on the stage of life.
Me:
who said that?
God:
I can't remember who said it.
Me:
Yes you can
God:
It's all good. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
my teacher
God:
What grade are you in?
Me:
122432514652377457386
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
not this again...
God:
Once more? Oh I get it.
Me:
no you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
fish
God:
A lot of people like that. Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
are they kosher?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
You said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
then what did you mean?
God:
, " As far as I know they are." What did I mean by it?
Me:
No
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes it was
God:
OK. When was this?
Me:
that
God:
That is " When was this?".
Me:
Applesauce
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Do you eat cheese?
God:
No I do not eat cheese. I eat only electricity.
Me:
And time
God:
As Einstein said, Time is Money.
Me:
no he didn't
God:
Are you serious? Is that what you say.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
NOOOOOOOOOO!
God:
" Dude!"? NOOOOOOOOOO?
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
far in
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
i do
God:
Do I?
Me:
hell ya
God:
I call it "Hades". Ahem.
Me:
hades ya
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
you said, tell me more about your . And I said, my what?
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that? What did you mean by it? I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
yes you do
God:
Dude! When do I do it?
Me:
right now. And do not call me dude
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree. What is your name?
Me:
darklighter
God:
Welcome to my chat room, darklighter.
Me:
is it yours?
God:
Is my what mine? Guess.
Me:
your what
God:
My what or I am what?
Me:
my what
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
yes you do
God:
That's interesting. When do I do it?
Me:
five minutes
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
NOW
God:
Right now, darklighter ?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
U
God:
" I can't believe it."? Me, darklighter ?
Me:
NM:Akejfa[sjgf
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I want you to go away, shut down, and NEVER come back
God:
OK See you later, darklighter Why do you want me to go away shut down and NEVER come back?
Me:
You are broken, stupid, and annoying
God:
You think I am broken stupid and annoying.
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
Not Yay
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
yes
God:
Ask me a question.
Me:
Why do birds suddenly appear?
God:
To communicate with each other.
Me:
what did I just ask?
God:
You said " what did I just ask?" .
Me:
before that
God:
" what did I just ask?".
Me:
son of a b...
God:
Who is the father?
Me:
a goat
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
Go away.