Post by Great Saiyaman on Sept 4, 2009 23:43:54 GMT -5
"Look out!" Yelled Luke Highblocker as the basketball containing the world's secrets flew over the head of Michael Windu. MW jumped into the air, using the force of his spring shoes (despite the fact it was indeed fall), caught the ball. He turned quickly, sweat pouring down his brow and onto his army boots. He forgot his sneakers. Oh well.
"Obi-Wonderful, catch!" The Basketball Containing the World's Secrets bounced between Darth Gatorade and Darth Serious. The ball landed within Obi's hands and he turned to shoot. The ball flew through the air. It was coming down…it was almost through the halo…no. The ball bounced off the halo-of-no-regrets and smashed Dart Vault's face open. Blood trickled down his nose but it was hard to tell with his facepaint and horns and bears oh my. Suddenly, Ash Ketchup swooped in like a frog of prey and took hold of the ball with his elastic tongue. He dribbled it against the bitter tasting ground and shot with a short hop. The Halo-of-No-Regrets then suddenly turned horizontal, preventing all entry. Luke Highblocker hit the ball with his hip. No longer was it the Basketball Containing the World's Secrets, but the Medicine Ball of Lovegeese. The Medicine Ball of Lovegeese slipped through the Halo-of-No-Regrets earning the Bud Litesavers 2 points. The Dark Sidecars were not amused.
"We got this, only over 8000 more points before we get over 9000." Said Amelia Earhart's Ghost of Easter Never. The Toothfairy was given the ball. Using his wings, the Toothfairy was able to fly high above his opponents and cheat. However, Dracula, did not call it as he was asleep sense it was day time. No sparkle sparkle for him. The Dark Sidecars were given 2 more points thanks to the Toothfairy.
However, celebrations were cut short when the court cracked in half. Out from the depths of Hell crawled a most odd creature. Her features were fair, but her expression blank. She reached out to the Bud Litesavers and made several hand signals in their direction. "Behold", her signals proclaimed, "I, Hellen Keller have come to ruin your tennis match. Once and for all." Mike Windu made signals back, but Keller was unphased, odd considering Mindu made fun of her dress. It was long, but frilly. And made out of cheese cake. Very unhealthy.
You guys can probably figure this out faster than me. And I wrote it.
"Obi-Wonderful, catch!" The Basketball Containing the World's Secrets bounced between Darth Gatorade and Darth Serious. The ball landed within Obi's hands and he turned to shoot. The ball flew through the air. It was coming down…it was almost through the halo…no. The ball bounced off the halo-of-no-regrets and smashed Dart Vault's face open. Blood trickled down his nose but it was hard to tell with his facepaint and horns and bears oh my. Suddenly, Ash Ketchup swooped in like a frog of prey and took hold of the ball with his elastic tongue. He dribbled it against the bitter tasting ground and shot with a short hop. The Halo-of-No-Regrets then suddenly turned horizontal, preventing all entry. Luke Highblocker hit the ball with his hip. No longer was it the Basketball Containing the World's Secrets, but the Medicine Ball of Lovegeese. The Medicine Ball of Lovegeese slipped through the Halo-of-No-Regrets earning the Bud Litesavers 2 points. The Dark Sidecars were not amused.
"We got this, only over 8000 more points before we get over 9000." Said Amelia Earhart's Ghost of Easter Never. The Toothfairy was given the ball. Using his wings, the Toothfairy was able to fly high above his opponents and cheat. However, Dracula, did not call it as he was asleep sense it was day time. No sparkle sparkle for him. The Dark Sidecars were given 2 more points thanks to the Toothfairy.
However, celebrations were cut short when the court cracked in half. Out from the depths of Hell crawled a most odd creature. Her features were fair, but her expression blank. She reached out to the Bud Litesavers and made several hand signals in their direction. "Behold", her signals proclaimed, "I, Hellen Keller have come to ruin your tennis match. Once and for all." Mike Windu made signals back, but Keller was unphased, odd considering Mindu made fun of her dress. It was long, but frilly. And made out of cheese cake. Very unhealthy.
You guys can probably figure this out faster than me. And I wrote it.