Post by BD on Jun 12, 2007 13:01:00 GMT -5
So i've been watching Celebrity Jeopardy lately and i'm trying something new. This will be in script format because it works the best with this sort of thing:
Cast episode 1:
Alex Tribeck-Mega X.exe
Sean Connery-Hollow Torment
Bill Cosby- Morph
Tom Cruise- Dreamsword
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Mega X: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy IO edition. We have a three way tie for the lead between Dreamsword.
DS: OH GREAT XEMU BEAM ME UP!
Mega X: ...Hollow Torment...
Hollow: Beam me up, that's like what your mother said last night X.
Mega X: Let's just skip to the Fricken categories...And forget Morph.
Morph: Stop cursing with your mouth, it's not a good thing for the young peoples to hear!
Mega X: That aside the categories are: Potent Potables, An object- which is where I hold up an object and you tell me if it is an object or not-, What flavor is your chewing gum, Presidents with the same name that is named after Shrubbery, Things you shouldn't do to your body, What day is today, and BUNT Cakes... I randomly think i'll let Dreamsword pick the category.
DS: Uh, let me think, uh, I almost have it, uh not quite-
Mega X: Okay enough of that horseshit, just because I know he'll pick one, Hollow, you're up.
Hollow: Prepare to be Assimilated X! I'll take Butt Cakes for 400.
Mega X:... >_> That's BUNT cakes for 400 and the answer is: This is a cake with an adjective that is a reference to baseball...
Morph: *buzzes in* What is a Birthday CAKE!?
Mega X: No, I just lost even more faith in the human race...
Dreamsword: *buzzes in* Ah, it's on the tip of my toungue, no wait...
Mega X: Time's up and I hate you...
Hollow: Your mother had something on the tip of her toungue last night X!
Mega X: What did my mother ever do to you.
Hollow: Oh she did alot of things alright!
Mega X: The hell with this let's go to final Jeopardy And the category is: your hair color. Just tell me what color you hair is... And now the results... Morphman you wrote...
Panel: THIS IS MUSHROOM KINGDOM!
Mega X: i'm scared... and really I don't care what you wagered...Dreamsword you wrote...
Panel: Suave
Mega X: A COLOR...and you wagered...
Panel: Uh, I forget, I almost have it...
Mega X: Screw this... Hollow you wrote...
Panel: Look...
Mega X: and you wagered.
Panel: Down.
Mega X: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT HAIR!
Hollow: like you've never seen it before X!
Mega X: I"m leaving before Suicide looks good....
END EPISODE 1
Cast episode 1:
Alex Tribeck-Mega X.exe
Sean Connery-Hollow Torment
Bill Cosby- Morph
Tom Cruise- Dreamsword
________________________________________________________
Mega X: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy IO edition. We have a three way tie for the lead between Dreamsword.
DS: OH GREAT XEMU BEAM ME UP!
Mega X: ...Hollow Torment...
Hollow: Beam me up, that's like what your mother said last night X.
Mega X: Let's just skip to the Fricken categories...And forget Morph.
Morph: Stop cursing with your mouth, it's not a good thing for the young peoples to hear!
Mega X: That aside the categories are: Potent Potables, An object- which is where I hold up an object and you tell me if it is an object or not-, What flavor is your chewing gum, Presidents with the same name that is named after Shrubbery, Things you shouldn't do to your body, What day is today, and BUNT Cakes... I randomly think i'll let Dreamsword pick the category.
DS: Uh, let me think, uh, I almost have it, uh not quite-
Mega X: Okay enough of that horseshit, just because I know he'll pick one, Hollow, you're up.
Hollow: Prepare to be Assimilated X! I'll take Butt Cakes for 400.
Mega X:... >_> That's BUNT cakes for 400 and the answer is: This is a cake with an adjective that is a reference to baseball...
Morph: *buzzes in* What is a Birthday CAKE!?
Mega X: No, I just lost even more faith in the human race...
Dreamsword: *buzzes in* Ah, it's on the tip of my toungue, no wait...
Mega X: Time's up and I hate you...
Hollow: Your mother had something on the tip of her toungue last night X!
Mega X: What did my mother ever do to you.
Hollow: Oh she did alot of things alright!
Mega X: The hell with this let's go to final Jeopardy And the category is: your hair color. Just tell me what color you hair is... And now the results... Morphman you wrote...
Panel: THIS IS MUSHROOM KINGDOM!
Mega X: i'm scared... and really I don't care what you wagered...Dreamsword you wrote...
Panel: Suave
Mega X: A COLOR...and you wagered...
Panel: Uh, I forget, I almost have it...
Mega X: Screw this... Hollow you wrote...
Panel: Look...
Mega X: and you wagered.
Panel: Down.
Mega X: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT HAIR!
Hollow: like you've never seen it before X!
Mega X: I"m leaving before Suicide looks good....
END EPISODE 1