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Post by Evil McBadGuy on Apr 9, 2007 12:31:29 GMT -5
one of the Lamer Rangers making rude comments about a Kingdom Hearts character. Which would be me.
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Post by BD on Apr 9, 2007 13:53:28 GMT -5
one of the Lamer Rangers making rude comments about a Kingdom Hearts character. Which would be me. I could be a candidate too for that.
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Post by Great Saiyaman on May 3, 2007 20:01:47 GMT -5
Chapter 4 Two for Flinching
“Necro are the N00B ninjas done yet?!” roared a voice from a large yellow ship in the shape of a smiley face with devil horns and red eyes. The voice belonged to the doer of evil and killer of those to undo the evil that is done by non other than Windrider. He stood tall with a silver shining helmet and skeletal like armor. On his helmet was a small W and in his right hand a scepter with a larger W on the top. Growling under his breath came out a huge freakish creature wearing a strange mask, hiding the fact if it were a boy or a girl however the voice that came from this creature sounded a bit masculine for a girl. There stood tall was HollowTorment, Wind’s right hand man and loyal servant, even if he were a bit fussy and smart assy. “He will not be finished today he has sa-“ Began Hollow when then a slender looking man with a crown and black cape came out. He also held a scepter, but one much shorter and it having a glowing ball on the top. “Done.” Necro, the man who came out, said proudly. “I will send them off now.” “Excellent!” Cried Wind proudly, “See to it that it happens.” Wind commanded sternly. Then fifteen grayish beams of light fell from the ship in space to the very city the Lamers were in, how fortunate. Meanwhile in the city, this, by the way, was named Interordi, the Lamers heard the call from Dr. Cossack about the threat that hit earth merely a moment before. “Ok, Lamers!” Yelled Blazen, “its morphin time!” Blazen then finished. The Lamers then put into their watches 1,3,3,7 and they morphed after yelling their respected icon. However everyone was staring at Zane oddly after he morphed. “. . .What?” Zane asked awkwardly. “Something’s up with your suit.” Morph said slowly. “What? Is the skirt gone?! I hope so, because I’ve been messing around with the watch to see if I could make it better for myself.” Zane then explained excitedly before looking down and hearing everyone snicker. “I…I…” Zane stuttered to see his suit now made it look he, now, had breasts…oh joy. “I have breasts…” He then mumbled, setting everyone off into a fit of laughter once more. “O-ok…guys.” THD said after recollecting himself, “to the threat.” He said then running forward to the general area of the said threat, or unsaid. Everyone followed promptly. When they got there a gray body flew at them and landed before twitching and dying. Two more flew at their feet, again, twitching and dying. The Lamers looked forward to see two more people with similar suits as them. One was a bright white with golden armor on the shoulders and the other was mostly black with golden lines on the helmet in the shape of a dragon and golden armor on the shoulders, arms, and legs. They both took out the gray simple looking ninjas who merely gave out letters such as ‘lol’, ‘brb’, ‘omg’ and ‘stfu’. However when slain the ninjas would yell ‘hacks’ loudly before disappearing in a gray light. The Lamers watched as the two new rangers, simply put, pwned the ninjas. Soon enough the ninjas were all gone with the last, fearing for his life, yelled ‘g2g’ and left in a grey light. “You suck at a fighting,” said a voice in the direction of the white ranger. “No…you just need to learn when to shut up so I can actually focus.” “Dude chill…but still you suck. I would have had them all dead in a se-“ The first voice was cut off when the white ranger put his mouth over the head on the hilt of his sword. “Saba…shut up.” The ranger repeated. The Gold one was watching then shook his head. He then turned to see the six Lamers staring at them. “Fallen.” The Gold one said tapping the white’s shoulder. The White one looked over. “Hey, they got suits like us.” The white one, known as Fallen, whispered to the Golden. “No shit, but who are they?” The Golden, obviously more serious one, asked. “Ask, RD.” Fallen commanded. “Fine.” RD said a bit reluctantly. “Hey, who are you guys…and one girl.” He asked, thinking Zane was a girl. “I’m not a girl!” Yelled Zane quickly. “Eh…” Blazen stepped forward as if to apologize for Zane’s shout. “We’re the Lamer Rangers. Dr. Cossack said there more, so you guys must be two of them.” “Dr. Cossack?” Fallen questioned, putting his smart ass sword in its sheath, a piece of cloth in its mouth. “The guy who sent the watches here that make you into the rangers you are.” Dranzer then added. RD nodded. “Ok…take us to him.” RD said boldly. Blazen nodded. “Ok.” Then instantly all eight were taken to Dr. Cossack’s lab. RD and Fallen looked around their new surrounding as Morph walked to the giant jar where Dr. Cossack’s head would be. “Hey Doc, take a look at this!” He yelled and Cossack’s head came up just as fast. “OH MY GOD! A FLOATING HEAD!” Yelled Ribbita randomly. Again…he created an awkward silence. Then one could vaguely hear Saba yell ‘Holy nuts!’ which was muffled through the cloth. “Yeah…Ribbita…go color or something.” Dr. Cossack said and a table came up in a corner with crayons on it. “Whee!” Ribbita yelled running to color. “Anyway,” Cossack began as he examined the two new rangers, “Lamers, you’ve found the Golden and White rangers. Well done, two new comrades for our cause.” “Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is your cause?” RD asked, taking no chances. “To defeat evil that appears in the very town where you live, of course.” Cossack explained. “Sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon to me.” RD replied. “Are you all going to say that?! It’s everyday!” Cossack roared. “Er…right…” RD mumbled. Then suddenly Ribbita came out of no where, jumping wildly with his bouncing shoes. “Ribbita! I gave you those crayons so you could calm down, what happened?” Cossack asked as he continued to jump around wildly knocking people over. “I got high!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” He replied landing on RD’s head knocking him down. “What?” Cossack asked, then the box came up in front of him. He read it aloud: “Crayons, now with heroin. OH WHAT THE f**k?!” Cossack roared again. “Catch him!” He commanded and RD stood up.
RD shook his head before pulling out a sword. He turned it to its side and watched Ribbita. He then swung it, seemingly randomly, but ended up hitting Ribbita in the back of the head as he appeared from nearly out of no where. Ribbita hit the ground with a thud and a groan, blacking out. “There…now explain to me what I’m doing here…” RD said sternly to Cossack.
Took something from AnsemsRetort, you get a chocolate cake if you can pick it out. But yeah...kinda bad I think cause I just rushed it. But the end kinda brought it back.
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Post by Evil McBadGuy on May 3, 2007 20:09:17 GMT -5
Meh, not as good as the others, but still funny. Keep em comin'!
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Post by Great Saiyaman on May 3, 2007 20:11:01 GMT -5
Yeah...maybe I'll re write it or something. But that is for another day/week/month.
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Post by Rising Dragon on May 3, 2007 20:19:11 GMT -5
I found it hilarious.
And the crayons were the Ansem Retort bit.
Now I demand my cake.
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Post by Great Saiyaman on May 3, 2007 20:24:58 GMT -5
*gives RD a chocolate cake...statue...made of poison and wax*
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Post by BD on May 3, 2007 21:22:37 GMT -5
*gives RD a chocolate cake...statue...made of poison and wax* I'd just give him an invisible shiny thing. *also ansem retort reference* I recommend that you make bulk and Skull show up next chapter, it'd be perfect timing.
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Post by InZanety on May 4, 2007 8:33:39 GMT -5
...I did put in the idea about messing with the watch to make me look different but... ZOMG! I HAVE BREASTS!!
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Post by Ribitta on May 4, 2007 10:23:18 GMT -5
When DS comes, he should totally go squeeze them and then ask Zane if he wants to go out
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Post by Evil McBadGuy on May 4, 2007 10:49:25 GMT -5
*rips off Ribitta's' head and beats on his body with it*
Actually, I'd be the extremely annoying and stupid one who gets on everyone's' nerves and makes (bad) jokes.
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Post by Glacierman on May 4, 2007 13:18:15 GMT -5
Including interordi people huh? I'm scared to find out what you'll do if you include me. You might make me a weak annoying ice enemy or something or worse. You should include some girls there. Perhaps Kagome,Rioni, Ms. Sunday(tron). Those are the only ones I can think of currently. No wait make Catman the anoying weak enemy.
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Post by BD on May 4, 2007 15:19:38 GMT -5
Tron is going no where near this. The weak enemies have already been decided/ And really, we don't need women that much...
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Post by Rising Dragon on May 4, 2007 15:28:49 GMT -5
*in Yuffie-esque voice* Sexist! SEXIST!!
*is shot*
Fallen's sword sounds like Hugo the Mettaur.
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Post by BD on May 4, 2007 15:39:54 GMT -5
*in Yuffie-esque voice* Sexist! SEXIST!! *is shot* Fallen's sword sounds like Hugo the Mettaur. *blows smoke off 30 caliber pistol* Bamsukka!
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