Khaglessi: Y'know, I wound up being hooked on another webcomic.
Khaglessi: This time, however, I can safely blame it on THD, not on my own bored wanderings across the internet.
BlazenGodofFire: When wandering across the internet...never leave home without Patches and a 12-gauge...
Khaglessi: Yep.
Khaglessi: And always use a Monster XR for transport.
BlazenGodofFire: I ride an ostrich.
Khaglessi: Speaking of Ash, I wish they'd get on with the damn race already.
BlazenGodofFire: Yeah...
Khaglessi: Oh yeah, I also found an interesting article on Ash and Emily's relationship that I thought you might want to take a look at.
BlazenGodofFire: Mkay.
Khaglessi: Just need to find it again...
Khaglessi:
tangent.panel2panel.com/tan-ch-0340.htmlKhaglessi: Might put the whole thing in perspective for you.
Khaglessi: Ha! I just figured out the special ability for Drathsor, Blazen's enemy.
BlazenGodofFire: Drathsor? I thought he wouldn't return after being found with Blazen's house keys.
Khaglessi: Return?
BlazenGodofFire: He would be gone...
Khaglessi: He hasn't even appeared yet.
Khaglessi: Yes, he'll be gone.
BlazenGodofFire: Not that you know of...
BlazenGodofFire: freakin stalker.
Khaglessi: ... what?
BlazenGodofFire: He watches Blazen constantly...he finds it annoying...
Khaglessi: O.o
Khaglessi: *takes away your medicine* Can we start talking sensibly now?
BlazenGodofFire: NO!
BlazenGodofFire: NEVAH!
BlazenGodofFire: THE FIRST AMMENDMENT ALLOWS FOR MY STUPIDITY!
BlazenGodofFire: THIS IS AMERICAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *falls out window*
Khaglessi: ... moron. *casts slowfall on you*
Khaglessi: Anyways.
Khaglessi: Drathsor has the title "Enslaver of Souls."
Khaglessi: So I've decided that when he kills someone, they don't come back by doing some fucked up travel through the Nightmare Realm or through Hell.
BlazenGodofFire: Ok...now what does this have to do with Blazen?
Khaglessi: I was thinking that when Blazen finally enters Lucifer's Castle to put an end to Drathsor, Drathsor kinda puts a drill hand through his gut halfway through and leaves him for dead. And then my character, the Child, who has more power than Xastra and them, comes in and A) heals/revives Blazen in front of Pyra or someone, and B) tells him the secret to beating Drathsor.
Khaglessi: Although I might have to change the part B bit, as it requires some backstory on the whole Balance transfer thing that happened when Blazen killed Kuro.
BlazenGodofFire: I assume this is IO.
Khaglessi: Yeah.
Khaglessi: I don't plan for any of Ziatoch's old minions to be in Epsilon, except possibly Re-Tuul, who I like too much.
BlazenGodofFire: Mkay.
Khaglessi: So yeah, unless you see a conflict in this, the secret to beating Drathsor is not through Blazen's mastery of fire, but his power as the Ankoku Balance.
BlazenGodofFire: Mkay...now I just need to know what that would be...power over darkness perhaps?
BlazenGodofFire: O
BlazenGodofFire: I'd have to ask Juno..
BlazenGodofFire: That was a typo btw...
Khaglessi: Mkay.
Khaglessi: Also, I now know why Ziatoch has Hell taken over in the first place.
BlazenGodofFire: Why?\
Khaglessi: A) To prevent vanquished enemies from coming back to life, and B) to keep Blazen out of his hair, so Blazen doesn't have the chance to do a repeat performance of what he did to Kuro.
BlazenGodofFire: Cool.
Khaglessi: Although He can survive against The End, even a Boom, Headshot! The End.
BlazenGodofFire: Alright, that's cool.
BlazenGodofFire: Just pmed Juno...hopes he responds tonight.
Khaglessi: 'kay.
Khaglessi: Also, Drathsor's preferred element is lightning.
BlazenGodofFire: Mkay...Blazen's weakness element...shh...its a secret.
Khaglessi: lol
BlazenGodofFire: Tis...a little shock from an attack stuns him.
BlazenGodofFire: I have no real reason why...besides the fact that Fire really has no advantages over it.
Khaglessi: So, he doesn't like lightning.
BlazenGodofFire: Pretty much.
Khaglessi: Excellent.
Khaglessi: >.>
BlazenGodofFire: Tell no one...
Khaglessi: Also, if you go by MMZ game physics, Fire is weak to Lightning.
BlazenGodofFire: Mkay.
BlazenGodofFire: But...I say again...tell no one.
Khaglessi: I won't.
Khaglessi: And I already knew about Blazen's weakness anyway.
BlazenGodofFire: LIER!
BlazenGodofFire: Don't tell me I told you.
Khaglessi: Nope. You typed down in an Epsilon post, either in the battle against Rua or the battle against the giant IslandTurtle/Viral Dragon hybrid monster, that for some reason Blazen felt a particular weakness to lightning.
BlazenGodofFire: I DID?!
BlazenGodofFire: *goes to edit&
Khaglessi: lol
BlazenGodofFire: Heheheheh. I saw mhy DBZ move.
Khaglessi: lol
Khaglessi: Y'know, Rua might challenge Blazen to a rematch.
BlazenGodofFire: Oh?
Khaglessi: But that probably won't happen until after the site is redone.
BlazenGodofFire: Mkay/
BlazenGodofFire: (OOC: Pharos is a LIGHTHOUSE. The hell is a lighthouse doing out in the middle of the desert?)
BlazenGodofFire: I'LL TELL YOU FCKING WHY!
BlazenGodofFire: BECAUSE THOSE DAMN BATS THAT EAT MOSQETOS IN THE DESERT NEED THE LIGHT TO SEE!
Khaglessi: Bats have ecolocation.
Khaglessi: And bats don't live in the desert.
BlazenGodofFire: Yes...fruit bats do.
Khaglessi: Fruit-bats don't live in areas where fruit does not normally grow, actually.
Khaglessi: And last I checked, you can't grow an apple off of a dead tree.
Khaglessi: Or a cactus.
Khaglessi: ... or a rock.
Khaglessi: Or sand.
BlazenGodofFire: Maybe the lizards.
Khaglessi: Or... just about anything in a desert region.
Khaglessi: Bats usually live around forested areas.
BlazenGodofFire: There has to be a reason for a lighthouse in the dessert.
Khaglessi: I would know, I have one that hangs out around my back porch every evening.
Khaglessi: Except there are no lighthouses in the middle of the desert. If the desert was coastal, it STILL wouldn't, as it'd be near the coast, not the middle, of said desert.
BlazenGodofFire: ITS IN THE MIDDLE!
BlazenGodofFire: PEOPLE NEED TO SEE IN THE DARK DON'T THET?
BlazenGodofFire: And I can't find that post...
Khaglessi: Then check in the Rua/Blazen battle.
Khaglessi: And Lighthouses are for ships, not people. Which further disproves your theory of it being out in the middle of a desert.
BlazenGodofFire: Its like a giant flashlight./
Khaglessi: Which, btw, happens to be in the northern end of the Africa region, while Pharos is on the SOUTHERN end of the region.
BlazenGodofFire: . . .It moved.
BlazenGodofFire: It sprouted legs and ran all the way there just to proove me right.
Khaglessi: If that were the case, Godzilla would've crushed it to pieces mid-travel. You know how Godzilla gets about moving giants. And since its still around, you are further disproven.
BlazenGodofFire: Godzilla had 20 simaltanious fatal heart attacks before he could do such.
Khaglessi: Godzilla is pretty much immortal, and judging how he regularly destroys cities and thousands of lives in the process, I think we can safely assume that Godzilla doesn't have a heart.
BlazenGodofFire: . . .Brain cancer. . .from the radiation.
Khaglessi: Radiation only makes Godzilla stronger.
Khaglessi: I mean, he lived through a nuclear meltdown.
Khaglessi: So no, not brain cancer.
BlazenGodofFire: . . .Fatal cold.
Khaglessi: He lives in deep water. Which is colder on the bottom. He's immune.
BlazenGodofFire: . . .He fell.
Khaglessi: And got right back up again.
BlazenGodofFire: Down some stairs.
Khaglessi: There aren't stairs big enough to hold him. So he can't fall off of them.
Khaglessi: He just crushes them flat.
BlazenGodofFire: . . .He went emo and commited sucide.
Khaglessi: Again, he's immortal. He can't. And if he were emo, he'd destroy the entire world.
BlazenGodofFire: . . .He took a left in stead of a right.
Khaglessi: He has an energy breath attack. He could've destroyed it from afar.
BlazenGodofFire: He missed.
Khaglessi: And FAR more effectively than Kabuto's bombs would've.
Khaglessi: He wouldn't miss.
BlazenGodofFire: Well too bad.
Khaglessi: Godzilla didn't attack Pharos because it didn't move at all.
BlazenGodofFire: IT DID SO!@
BlazenGodofFire: IT SPROUTED LEGS AND RAN!
Khaglessi: And if it did, it would've been destroyed by Godzilla.
Khaglessi: He always gets the giant opposing force in the end.
BlazenGodofFire: Jets came and with missles and shot his neck several times...killing him.
BlazenGodofFire: Yeah...owned.
Khaglessi: Godzilla always comes back, whether through offspring or regeneration.
BlazenGodofFire: There was none and he can't do that,.
Khaglessi: And this time, he stayed the fuck away from the bridges.
Khaglessi: That particular Godzilla had one surviving offspring. They made a cartoon series for it.
BlazenGodofFire: I knoq.
BlazenGodofFire: *know
Khaglessi: And yes he can. He's regenerated before and he's always come back after getting killed.
Khaglessi: He's like Goku.
Khaglessi: You can't keep him down.
BlazenGodofFire: Fuk that....
BlazenGodofFire: Anyway...he was too busy playing video games to go after moving lighthouses.
BlazenGodofFire: Yeah...I wins.
RD, I think you remember this.